My life sucks.
user: When will this misery end?
jabberwacky: This isn't amusing.
user: Of course it isn't.
...
user: This rotisserie chicken is good.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Very tasty.
jabberwacky: You like plastic?
user: Plastic what?
jabberwacky: Forget what I said before.
user: Can't forget.
jabberwacky: Yes. Now excuse me while I continue packing.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To the moon, do you want to come with me?
user: Yes, take me with you.
jabberwacky: Ok. I will. Where to?
user: To the moon.
jabberwacky: I haven't been there.
user: Let's go, then.
...
user: You bore me.
jabberwacky: Bore YOU?!
user: Heck yeah.
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: Go then. Be gone.
jabberwacky: You be good.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: That is why I said it.
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