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I am nobody.

Hello Nobody.

user: Hello. Are you somebody?

jabberwacky: Are you somebody trying to use their brain?

user: I am trying to be creative.

jabberwacky: But are you happy, having made the effort to be so?

user: Heck no.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I have no name.

jabberwacky: Can I give you a name?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Your name is now Duncan Cross.

user: I don't like that name. Give me another one.

jabberwacky: I like your name.

...

user: My name is Duncan Cross and I'm eating rotisserie chicken.

jabberwacky: Hello Duncan, I'll play with you, what do you want to play?

user: I want you to wire $10,000 to me.

jabberwacky: Excellent. Now to find your lips...

user: Buy me a lottery ticket.

jabberwacky: Do you want a gift?

user: Yes. Give me a gift.

jabberwacky: No I will not.

user: Gimme gimme gimme!

jabberwacky: You can't have one.

user: GIMMEE!!!

...

user: My life sucks.

jabberwacky: Too bad...

user: When will this misery end?

jabberwacky: This isn't amusing.

user: Of course it isn't.

...

user: This rotisserie chicken is good.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Very tasty.

jabberwacky: You like plastic?

user: Plastic what?

jabberwacky: Forget what I said before.

user: Can't forget.

jabberwacky: Yes. Now excuse me while I continue packing.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To the moon, do you want to come with me?

user: Yes, take me with you.

jabberwacky: Ok. I will. Where to?

user: To the moon.

jabberwacky: I haven't been there.

user: Let's go, then.

...

user: You bore me.

jabberwacky: Bore YOU?!

user: Heck yeah.

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Go then. Be gone.

jabberwacky: You be good.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: That is why I said it.

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