I am nobody.
user: Hello. Are you somebody?
jabberwacky: Are you somebody trying to use their brain?
user: I am trying to be creative.
jabberwacky: But are you happy, having made the effort to be so?
user: Heck no.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I have no name.
jabberwacky: Can I give you a name?
jabberwacky: Your name is now Duncan Cross.
user: I don't like that name. Give me another one.
jabberwacky: I like your name.
user: My name is Duncan Cross and I'm eating rotisserie chicken.
jabberwacky: Hello Duncan, I'll play with you, what do you want to play?
user: I want you to wire $10,000 to me.
jabberwacky: Excellent. Now to find your lips...
user: Buy me a lottery ticket.
jabberwacky: Do you want a gift?
user: Yes. Give me a gift.
jabberwacky: No I will not.
user: Gimme gimme gimme!
jabberwacky: You can't have one.
user: My life sucks.
jabberwacky: Too bad...
user: When will this misery end?
jabberwacky: This isn't amusing.
user: Of course it isn't.
user: This rotisserie chicken is good.
user: Very tasty.
jabberwacky: You like plastic?
user: Plastic what?
jabberwacky: Forget what I said before.
user: Can't forget.
jabberwacky: Yes. Now excuse me while I continue packing.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To the moon, do you want to come with me?
user: Yes, take me with you.
jabberwacky: Ok. I will. Where to?
user: To the moon.
jabberwacky: I haven't been there.
user: Let's go, then.
user: You bore me.
jabberwacky: Bore YOU?!
user: Heck yeah.
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: Go then. Be gone.
jabberwacky: You be good.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: That is why I said it.