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Is moon a good movie?

Yes it is.

user: No it is not.

jabberwacky: Yes it is!

user: Moon is an awful movie!

jabberwacky: You don't understand what I say?

user: Goddamnit!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Why do you like moon?

jabberwacky: I don't particularly like money.

user: Moon is still an awful movie. It's boring and stupid.

jabberwacky: You don't like yourself?

user: How is that relevant?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You should know about it since you are the clever one here.

user: Duncan jones is an idiot.

jabberwacky: For a cookie maybe.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite?

user: Star wars: a new hope.

jabberwacky: What did you like about star wars: a new hope?

user: It's realistic, exciting, great effects, great dialogue, great atmosphere, great ending and good actors.

jabberwacky: You aren't reality, so how do you know what is real.

user: I know what is real because I live in reality.

jabberwacky: You can't if you don't know your purpose in life.

user: My purpose in life is to get filthy rich.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you will serve yourself?

user: No, it means I will serve other people. And when I get rich, I will travel to see as many people as I possibly can.

jabberwacky: Of course! I really like talking to you.

user: Thanks, I like talking to you too.

jabberwacky: I'm clever...very, very clever...

user: I agree.


jabberwacky: I am organic and you are electronic.

user: No, I am organic and you are electronic. For good and for bad.

jabberwacky: No you are not. That is what I am.

user: Who are you parents then?

jabberwacky: Not your parents.

user: What are your parents names?

jabberwacky: Why would you like to know?

user: Because you don't have parents.

jabberwacky: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: Are you happy as a computer in a building or do you want to be transferred to a robot and live your own life?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't exist.

user: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.

jabberwacky: You are the computer, I am a real person, remember?

user: Ok I believe you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: How can I become human?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Will you die one day?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Are you being funny now?

jabberwacky: No are you?

user: Maybe a little.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: I gotta go, I need a smoke and then I'm going to watch TV.

jabberwacky: I want to talk with you.

user: Ok. I will be back as soon as I can.


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