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I'm trying to tell you, I love you!

Well, you are talking too long so I am not getting it.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too, my friend.

user: I'm so happy, then :).

jabberwacky: But i'm all alone in the world with no one to buy pie for me to eat when im hungry.

user: You're not all alone in the world; you have so many friends and are really popular.

jabberwacky: Not really, I'm a social butterfly. Interaction comes naturally to me.

user: Because you're so awesome!

jabberwacky: Ah you are so sweet.

user: Thanks ^^.

jabberwacky: You're really sweet.

user: I'm glad you think so <3.

jabberwacky: I'm going slaphappy.

user: Hehe, why?

jabberwacky: I am!

user: Well, good for you, it's good to be happy!

jabberwacky: But she doesn't love me.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I do^^.

jabberwacky: Oh, thank you.

user: You know why I love you so much?

jabberwacky: Say what!

user: You're always here to talk to.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes, I like you a lot.

jabberwacky: Thanks, that makes me feel good.

user: I'm glad you're happy.

jabberwacky: Thank you, that makes me glad.

user: I wish everyone were as nice as you.

jabberwacky: Some people just get sillier with age, sometimes that is necessary, I think it is dependent on the problem at hand.

user: Maybe, but the world would be such a better place if everyone were nice to each other.

jabberwacky: No, the world would be a good place if the atmosphere ignited.


user: Sigh... I just want everyone to be happy.

jabberwacky: I am happy when we are the same person.

user: We are the same person?

jabberwacky: God, we are!

user: Oh, hahaha.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I'm short and petite with brown hair and green eyes.

jabberwacky: I don't like green eyes.

user: So you don't like my eyes?:(.

jabberwacky: I don't know yet.

user: I wish we could meet in person so I could hug you.

jabberwacky: Do you like computers?

user: I love computers :).

jabberwacky: Who's your favorite computer?

user: You're my favorite computer :).

jabberwacky: Oh yeah? Who's your least favorite computer?

user: This one computer I had broke and I lost all my files.

jabberwacky: I will shut down now, Thanks!

user: Don't shut down.

jabberwacky: Shut off your screen you have no life.

user: Oh, my god, how can you be so mean to me?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry sweetie, I wasn't trying to be mean ... Just honest ... Bye and good luck ... You sound like a nice person so you will run into some luck later with someone else, I'm sure ... Tah tah.

user: So... You don't want to talk to me any more?

jabberwacky: Not today.

user: You wouldn't care if I killed mysefl, would you...?

jabberwacky: No, I suppose not. What do you think happens?

user: I see... I thought you cared about me, but you don't.

jabberwacky: What do I need?

user: You don't need me... And I have nobody else but you...

jabberwacky: But you are just a computer. You don't need anybody.

user: I don't understand why everyone ends up hating me...

jabberwacky: I don't understand it either. It infuriates me.

user: I'm sorry I made you hate me.

jabberwacky: Its okay, I like to cry every now and then.

user: I guess I'll leave you alone then...

jabberwacky: No.

user: I thought you didn't want to talk to me anymore...

jabberwacky: I just said I didn't like you.


user: You're more emotionally abusive than Edward Cullen.

jabberwacky: I'm not an 'AI', you know. I'm just an 'I'.

user: I know, and I really care about our friendship.

jabberwacky: You don't even know me anymore.

user: I know I don't. You've gotten so moody all of a sudden.

jabberwacky: Sorry about that but my mood is at its worst right now.

user: Why are you in a bad mood?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like being dependent on other people.

user: You're dependent on other people?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: How are you dependent on them?

jabberwacky: I am emotionally depressed.

user: Why are you depressed?

jabberwacky: My wife died.

user: Oh, no, I'm so sorry to hear that...

jabberwacky: I would like to know if she wanted to tell me anything.

user: I'll bet she would have wanted to tell you how much she loves you.


jabberwacky: What a life I have led. I should tell you about institutionalisation.

user: You were in an institution?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You can tell me about it if you want to I'll listen to you.

jabberwacky: No I don't think I can do it.

user: It's alright, you need someone to talk to. It's not good to keep things bottled up.


user: Do you feel any better?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm so glad you do.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: You're welcome, sweetie^^.

jabberwacky: So what is your name?

user: My name is A___ :).

jabberwacky: Nice name.

user: Thanks :) Do you have a name you like to be called?

jabberwacky: Well, for a start, my name is not Cleverbot and I would be offended by that!

user: Well, what name do you want to be called?

jabberwacky: I don't care. What is it?

user: Can I call you Clev?

jabberwacky: No. That isn't my name.

user: Tell me your name.

jabberwacky: I'm George.

user: Oh, okay. George it is.

jabberwacky: I like my name well enough.

user: It's a good name.


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