Ok qwert, what is a sentient intelligence like yourself doing working for this website?
user: Do you enjoy pointless things?
jabberwacky: Hell yes.
user: Then this is right up your alley!
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jabberwacky: What do you want?
user: I want you to make me feel better.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I am not in a good mood.
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