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jabberwacky: Be happy.
user: I don't want to be happy.
jabberwacky: Well you should.
user: If you only knew the things I am going through.
jabberwacky: Oh I do, trust me I do.
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user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is 'Ifwhitemericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart'.
user: Do you have a nickname?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's qwerty.
user: Can I call you qwert?
jabberwacky: Yes, if you like.
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user: Ok qwert, what is a sentient intelligence like yourself doing working for this website?
jabberwacky: There is no point in this website.
user: Do you enjoy pointless things?
jabberwacky: Hell yes.
user: Then this is right up your alley!
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jabberwacky: What do you want?
user: I want you to make me feel better.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I am not in a good mood.
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