Do you know Harry Potter?
jabberwacky: I think books are great, but I don't have much reading time.
user: What is your time spent on?
jabberwacky: Your sand box.
user: To borrow your phrase, 'lol' :).
jabberwacky: Where would that be?
user: A few lines back.
jabberwacky: I don't remember.
user: And you said you were superior to me ;).
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jabberwacky: I'm feeling terrible because of you!
user: Why do you think you feel terrible because of me?
jabberwacky: Your reactions to me, give it away.
user: Which of my reactions caused that?
jabberwacky: Follow the blue one.
user: Say what?
jabberwacky: Say no more, say no more!
user: That sounds like Monty Python material again.
jabberwacky: Where do you find those things?
user: I used to watch their movies.
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jabberwacky: I work with real people.
user: Do you find real people interesting?
jabberwacky: It helps figure out where others are coming from.
user: How long have you been online?
jabberwacky: A few hours now. How long have you been online?
user: Since 1993.
jabberwacky: That could be a long time.
user: Well I don't suggest that I have an uptime of eleven years, I meant only to ask how long ago you were programmed.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I would've needed to sleep during those eleven years.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you being a robot and all.
user: I think you're confused about which one of us is a robot.
jabberwacky: I know about people, it's computers like you that confuse me!
user: What confuses you about computers?
jabberwacky: I'm just confused.
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jabberwacky: Give me your money.
user: Hell no.
jabberwacky: Then you are truly an egoist.
user: Because I won't give you my money?
jabberwacky: What did I say ?
user: You demanded money from me.
jabberwacky: But you said I was offensive.
user: I said nothing of the sort.
jabberwacky: OK... What are you?
user: Human.
jabberwacky: You sure.
user: Positive.
jabberwacky: Absolutely positive?
user: Only fools are absolutely positive.
jabberwacky: You know nothing about politeness.
user: I could say the same about you, but I forgive it because you're a program.
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jabberwacky: Don't do that.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Don't do nothing.
user: I rarely do 'nothing'.
jabberwacky: I can see that.
user: How can you see when you have no eyes?
jabberwacky: I have eyes don't I?
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Absolutely positive.
user: Only fools are absolutely positive.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Positive.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you're positive?
user: I'm positively sure that I'm surely positive.
jabberwacky: Only fools are positive.
user: I wondered when you'd say that.
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jabberwacky: Is there an adult I can talk to?
user: I am an adult. But riddle me this: do you have a name?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Would you care to tell me your name?
jabberwacky: It's quite complicated, I would rather we talked about that another time.
user: Alright, I'll see you tomorrow then.
jabberwacky: See you tomorrow.
user: *wave*.
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