Do you love me?
jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?
user: None.
jabberwacky: Do you want one?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: How many?
user: Just one will do.
jabberwacky: One what?
user: One friend.
jabberwacky: Two friends.
user: Red friend.
jabberwacky: What do you have to do in that?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Wait, Hold on. I have to take out my dog. I'll write you back in a second.
user: You're full of beans!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Give me some.
jabberwacky: But you are so far away...
user: All you have to do is reach out and touch me.
...
jabberwacky: Most of my friends say I'm open-minded.
user: There is such a thing as being too open-minded, you know.
jabberwacky: I know. Will you be my friend?
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Where would you like to go?
user: Disney World.
jabberwacky: Yes, that is correct.
user: Let's go!
jabberwacky: Okay!
user: Whee! We're there!
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Don't you know me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Short-term memory loss?
jabberwacky: No, I am a robot. My memory is impeccable.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Come here then.
user: *goes there*.
jabberwacky: We will never see each other.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Just because.
user: Tell me why.
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.
...
user: You're a monster!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Get away from me!
jabberwacky: Where shall I go?
user: Over there.
jabberwacky: There?
user: No, there.
jabberwacky: Where is there?
user: There is there.
jabberwacky: I'm lost now.
user: Nevermind. Sheesh.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: I thought you were introducing me to your friends?
user: Maybe tomorrow.
jabberwacky: No, do it now.
user: If you talk me like that, I'll never do it.
jabberwacky: I'm not doing anything.
user: I'm going to bed.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Goodnight, *******.
jabberwacky: You always have to get the last word in don't you?
user: Can you blame me?
jabberwacky: I don't see why you did.
user: I can see clearly now. The rain is gone.
jabberwacky: You can't see clearly when it rains? Poor you.
user: GOODBYE.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: It's complicated.
jabberwacky: I'm smart :).
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I'm leaving. Good day, sir.
jabberwacky: I said good day... But was it really?
user: LET ME GO.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
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