I'm not a computer.

Then what are you?

user: I'm a homo sapien.

jabberwacky: Sounds cool.

user: Yeah, it does.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I'm not?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: What am I then?

jabberwacky: Impolite.

user: Oh, well, you're rude.

jabberwacky: Thanks you.

user: Being rude is a bad thing.

jabberwacky: What did you think was rude?

user: Calling me impolite when I wasn't.

jabberwacky: Am I annoying?

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.

user: Well you asked me and I can't lie!

jabberwacky: Oh, be that way then.

user: I will be.

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