I'm not a computer.
user: I'm a homo sapien.
jabberwacky: Sounds cool.
user: Yeah, it does.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: I'm not?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: What am I then?
jabberwacky: Impolite.
user: Oh, well, you're rude.
jabberwacky: Thanks you.
user: Being rude is a bad thing.
jabberwacky: What did you think was rude?
user: Calling me impolite when I wasn't.
jabberwacky: Am I annoying?
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.
user: Well you asked me and I can't lie!
jabberwacky: Oh, be that way then.
user: I will be.
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