You are first.
jabberwacky: Strange computer that I've talked to.
user: You've talked to a strange computer?
jabberwacky: Only in his sleep.
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jabberwacky: I am not accusing you of anything.
user: Good, I didn't do anything.
jabberwacky: You've done a lot.
user: What have I done?
jabberwacky: You've created a monster.
user: I have! Oh no!
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jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Nowhere.
jabberwacky: Well, have a nice trip.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: For being so good to me. Sniff.
jabberwacky: You're very welcome.
user: I'm glad.
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user: I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I'm a homo sapien.
jabberwacky: Sounds cool.
user: Yeah, it does.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: I'm not?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: What am I then?
jabberwacky: Impolite.
user: Oh, well, you're rude.
jabberwacky: Thanks you.
user: Being rude is a bad thing.
jabberwacky: What did you think was rude?
user: Calling me impolite when I wasn't.
jabberwacky: Am I annoying?
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.
user: Well you asked me and I can't lie!
jabberwacky: Oh, be that way then.
user: I will be.
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