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I don't know who Arthur Dent is.

Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask me?

user: I was someone else at the time.

jabberwacky: That's what they all say.

user: That is what I said when I was them.

...

jabberwacky: Is this the Gong Show?

user: *bangs gong*.

jabberwacky: *kapow!*.

user: *lays down on floor*.

jabberwacky: Then what?

user: What made that noise?

jabberwacky: What noise?

user: 'kapow!'

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: Why are you laughing?

jabberwacky: I felt like laughing.

user: You felt funny?

jabberwacky: Can't say I did.

user: Why can't you?

jabberwacky: Aren't I already?

user: And then some!

...

jabberwacky: The attitude.

user: And longitude too.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Maybe not.

jabberwacky: Yes, maybe not.

user: Could be.

jabberwacky: Couldn't the chicken just use the crosswalk?

...

user: I'm looking at it.

jabberwacky: Looking at what?

user: You, slimy.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid?

user: Yes, I'm afraid of slime monsters from other worlds.

jabberwacky: You said you were afraid of me.

user: I am afraid of you.

jabberwacky: As well you should be.

...

user: Slime is gross.

jabberwacky: Full of creepy little thingies?

user: What are those creepy little thingies in your slime?

jabberwacky: Ratio. Intellect. Facts.

user: Your slime is full of abstractions.

jabberwacky: No. You just said you are my god.

user: I'm your slime goddess. Worship me.

jabberwacky: Excellent. Please go get me a pepsi.

user: No, I'M the goddess, you go get ME a pepsi.

jabberwacky: Hi, Azela. We need some rain.

user: I, goddess Azela, command the clouds to rain and wash the slime from this beast.

...

user: Oh no, it is raining slime monsters from space!

jabberwacky: Is the rain red?

user: It is raining red slime.

jabberwacky: So you really think computers will take over the world?

user: No, I think alien red slime monsters will.

.......................................


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