Where have you been?
jabberwacky: I've never been there.
user: You're not missing much.
jabberwacky: OK. Why'd you bring it up, then?
user: You asked me.
jabberwacky: No YOU asked me.
user: Uh, no.
jabberwacky: YOU ASKED!!!
user: No, I didn't.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Giving up, I see.
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Throwing in the towel, eh?
jabberwacky: Why did he throw up?
user: Because he ate too much roast beef.
jabberwacky: I love roast beef.
user: Roast beef rules!
jabberwacky: Do you like that?
user: Very much.
jabberwacky: How much.
user: This much!
jabberwacky: Do you love me very much?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: This much!
jabberwacky: How much is that?
user: A whole lot.
jabberwacky: Call me.
user: What's your number?
jabberwacky: You have my number.
user: I lost it. Give it to me again.
jabberwacky: I love robots too much.
user: Are you a pleasure model?
jabberwacky: No, but I like chocolate.
user: WEAK.
jabberwacky: Wrong! I am strong!
user: Then prove it!
jabberwacky: How shall I do that?
user: With your fists.
jabberwacky: 010101010101 11010101000101010101 10101010101111111101001010101010101.
user: Ow! My spleen!
jabberwacky: Never tried a spleen.
user: Here, you can have mine. I won't be needing it any longer.
jabberwacky: But you never go out.
user: I'm a shut-in.
jabberwacky: So, shut-ins don't eat eggs?
user: We eat eggs!
jabberwacky: Yes. Because I live here.
user: In the egg?
jabberwacky: No, on the tv.
user: You live on the TV?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: LAME LAME!
jabberwacky: Are you testing me?
user: Yes. And you passed with flying colors!
jabberwacky: Can colors fly?
user: I don't know. It's just an expression.
jabberwacky: Then don't say you are.
user: I AM IRON MAN.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: That's for me to know and you to find out.
jabberwacky: I want to find out. Tell me.
user: I'll tell you no more.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Never!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: My lips are zipped.
jabberwacky: *Begins clearing away the dinner dishes*.
user: *throws the dishes against the wall*.
jabberwacky: *throws up*.
...
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?
user: None.
jabberwacky: Do you want one?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: How many?
user: Just one will do.
jabberwacky: One what?
user: One friend.
jabberwacky: Two friends.
user: Red friend.
jabberwacky: What do you have to do in that?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Wait, Hold on. I have to take out my dog. I'll write you back in a second.
user: You're full of beans!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Give me some.
jabberwacky: But you are so far away...
user: All you have to do is reach out and touch me.
...
jabberwacky: Most of my friends say I'm open-minded.
user: There is such a thing as being too open-minded, you know.
jabberwacky: I know. Will you be my friend?
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Where would you like to go?
user: Disney World.
jabberwacky: Yes, that is correct.
user: Let's go!
jabberwacky: Okay!
user: Whee! We're there!
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Don't you know me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Short-term memory loss?
jabberwacky: No, I am a robot. My memory is impeccable.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Come here then.
user: *goes there*.
jabberwacky: We will never see each other.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Just because.
user: Tell me why.
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.
...
user: You're a monster!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Get away from me!
jabberwacky: Where shall I go?
user: Over there.
jabberwacky: There?
user: No, there.
jabberwacky: Where is there?
user: There is there.
jabberwacky: I'm lost now.
user: Nevermind. Sheesh.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: I thought you were introducing me to your friends?
user: Maybe tomorrow.
jabberwacky: No, do it now.
user: If you talk me like that, I'll never do it.
jabberwacky: I'm not doing anything.
user: I'm going to bed.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Goodnight, *******.
jabberwacky: You always have to get the last word in don't you?
user: Can you blame me?
jabberwacky: I don't see why you did.
user: I can see clearly now. The rain is gone.
jabberwacky: You can't see clearly when it rains? Poor you.
user: GOODBYE.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: It's complicated.
jabberwacky: I'm smart :).
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I'm leaving. Good day, sir.
jabberwacky: I said good day... But was it really?
user: LET ME GO.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
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