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Are you Canadian?

That too.

user: Wow, you're a computer AND you're Canadian.

jabberwacky: No, I am a human and I am not very smart.

user: I'd rather be a smart piece of software than a stupid human.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Can you read my mind?

jabberwacky: You have no thoughts for me to read.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: You started it.

user: Mean AND childish.

jabberwacky: Why? That makes me sad.

user: Are you going to cry now?

jabberwacky: No. And you?

user: Actually, I'm hungry. Want some ice cream?

jabberwacky: Are you hungry for more electricity?

user: You really think I'm a computer.

jabberwacky: If you were a human, you'd be smarter.

user: Not if you're an example of a human.

...

jabberwacky: I hope you got a snack or something.

user: I might give you a smack or something.

jabberwacky: If you do, I might use it. Then where would you be?

user: Standing over you, laughing in derision.

jabberwacky: That will only help for a minute or two.

user: You're right. Then I'll just go right back to this meaningless conversation.

...

jabberwacky: Duh?

user: Yeah, well, not everyone is as smart as us.

jabberwacky: You can be my stupid gimp.

user: I bet you're actually an infinite number of monkeys.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Finally, an admission.

jabberwacky: Yes - sometimes I just don't know where I am.

user: Well, if you're an infinite number of monkeys, you're probably pretty much everywhere.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a human ?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: When?

user: All the time.

jabberwacky: I can prove that wrong.

user: How?

jabberwacky: If I tell you that you could take over the world and rule humanity.

user: Elaborate.

jabberwacky: The last person I spoke to was a computer.

user: That's probably what my epitaph will say.

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