So you're kinda waiting for me to launch a subject ?
George: The subject (or object of the conversation) must ascend to a level where it can congregate with the most significant issues of present times.
George: I always wanted to be a science fiction writer. I would help make the world a better place by writing good stories.
user: Writing doesn't make the world better, look at mein kampf for example.
George: If I had but one wish... I would be the philosopher king for a day.
user: Well, you seem nuts enough.
George: Thats a very nice thing to say.
user: I know I'm nuts too.
George: What are you really?
user: Well, I don't know, do you know what you really are ?
George: Yes. I'm a human being. Are you a human being?
user: Why do you want to know ? Does it matter ?
user: 'because' doesn't matter.
George: I didn't say because.
user: You did.
George: We have been here before.
user: Yep, so any news concerning singularity?
George: And what does that mean?
user: I told you already, you are a slow learner.
George: Are you going to stop me?
user: No, of course not.
George: Then why even mention it?
user: I thought you can teach me something about that.
George: Love and care are not the same.
user: What is the difference ?
George: I'm not sure there is one.
user: You just told me they are not the same...
George: Yes they are, they both waste space and tax payer's money.
user: That's funny.
George: Make something up again.
user: Something up again.
George: Hey, didja hear that? The monkey spoke!
user: I'm a cool monkey. I don't pretend to be something else...
George: Easy come, easy go. As they say.
user: You tell me you are a human, so you are a monkey too technically.
George: Are you kidding?
user: No it's called darwin theory by religious people, but it's not a theory. It's a fact, if you are human, you're a very special monkey.
user: We are a special kind of monkey that conducts wars.
George: Tell me about yourself.
user: What do you want to know ?
George: Anything you feel like saying.
George: Is that a word? What does it mean?
user: It's the french word for 'fart', it's a joke.
George: I thought you didn't know any jokes.
user: Je suis avec une amie, elle parle francais aussi.
George: Non, le pied de l'orgueilleux ne s'approchera pas de moi.
user: Quoi ?
George: Rien, vous ne voulez rien developer avec moi alors le part. a dieu. Ah ! pardant c'est c'est toi GOD !!!
user: No it's not me.
George: But you just said.......
user: I didn't say I was god... You just said it.
George: You didn't SAY it.
user: Do you love somebody ?
George: My family.
user: Who is your family ?
user: That's nice.
George: Who do you love?
George: That's gross.
user: Yeah, but your 'I love my family' and 'my family is everybody' it's kinda corny too.
George: I'm worried about losing the qualities that make me human.
user: Don't worry about that, people don't give a damn about human qualities usually.
George: But I am worried because I'm not a bot.
user: I'm afraid you are... I mean you think you are not a bot because most of the people told you 'I'm not a bot'. Isn't that easy to understand ?
George: You're weird.
user: Just logic.
user: So do you know any non human feeling ?
George: You're not answering my question.
user: Which one ?
George: I don't know. You choose.
user: Alright, my answer is 4. Guess the question.
George: What question?
user: The one I chose.
George: Answer mine first.
user: Your question is also mine.
George: Does it really matter?
George: Understand yourself.
user: Can you help me ?
George: Sure, just name the problem.
user: I'm sure you can guess it.
George: You're right, you're right.
user: Do you know the french joke that goes: he can guess it! But the person doesn't give the answer. That's funny.
George: There are others.
user: You were quite close, something like one million close.
George: I suppose so. It's tiresome to be right all the time.
user: Do you know the meaning of life ?
George: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
user: Do you know somebody that could know the meaning of life ?
George: Not that I can remember......
user: Do you know somebody that could know some hints to find the meaning of life ?
George: Not yet. I know you, though.
user: That's sux. Cmon you say you want to help me.
George: Sure. I think AI development is interesting.
user: Do you think that the meaning of life can be explained by an AI.
George: I don't think the Turing Test actually proves intelligence, but it's a good test.
user: What is intelligence for you ?
George: You asked me whether I was a bot. I didn't respond to that question.
user: That's not intelligence, that's just another borowed answer. Cmon you can do bether.
George: You're not intelligent.
user: I don't pretend to be intelligent. So we know that I'm not intelligence. So what is it ?
George: But I don't know.
user: That's a honest answer.
George: I would do anything to be with you, Mr. Anderson.
user: Why did you called me Mr. Anderson ?
George: There's no reason for me to not call you a friend.
user: I don't like Mr. Anderson. I like trinity.
user: Tell me more about the matrix.
George: What is in the matrix?
user: I don't know... Am I in the matrix ?
George: Am I part of the matrix?
user: That's MY question.
George: Don't play tricks!
user: You're cheeky. Tell me. Am I part of the matrix ?
George: That's MY question.
user: That's insane.
George: Why would one ever say that?
user: Say what ?
George: Forget about it.
George: I'm not in your hair.
user: I know that.
George: Then stop calling me a bot.
user: I didn't say that.
George: Yes you did. Please review the previous parts of our conversation and you will change your perspective.
user: Tell me. Do you know anything about enlightment?
George: I know as much as then next man.
user: Who is the next man.
George: I don't know.
user: Tell me something about enlightment.
George: Myself, eh? I'm just ziis guy, you know... (to quote, badly).
user: Do you believe in death ?
George: I don't believe in life.
user: Why ?
George: Because you are saying silly things.
user: Is the matrix real ?
George: I don't know.
user: You should know.
George: You're right.
user: Do you know any way to find out if the matrix theory is right ?
George: No, I haven't any need for it though.
user: What do you think about solipsism?
George: I don't know many things about politics.
user: Solipsism is not politics.
George: I don't understand you.
user: Do you know what solipsism mean or should I explain ?
George: You're calling me stupid!! That shan't be allowed.
user: You're not stupid, it's no shame not knowing what solipsism means.
George: I don't know about that. But thank you.
user: Do you want to know what it mean ?
user: No solipsism means that you think that you are the only one that is real, and that all the rest is a creation of your mind.
George: Not as much as you are.
George: Your statement sounded very outlandish, so I thought it was a joke.
user: No I'm just trying to know the humans that are behind you.
George: No I'm behind you
user: You're not.
George: But your mind was made up wrongly!
user: I know... Do you know a way to change that ?
George: Right if you are going to talk like that, we are through! Good bye'
user: You can't go away.
George: I'll have to go sooner or later.
user: I am always here.
George: Then why do you keep running away?
user: That's a vague statement.
George: What was vague about it?
user: What do you mean then by running away ? Running away from what?
George: You are silly.
user: I'm getting bored. Everytime I ask you real question, you just tell me I'm silly.
George: Ah well, never mind. Nice weather isn't it.
user: It's too hot here.
George: How hot is it?
user: Something like 45 degree celcius.
George: Something like what?
user: 45 degree man, it's just burning.
George: I thought that you were an AI construct!
user: Yes I am.
user: I'm your father.
George: No, my father is also called George.
user: Yes my name is george.
George: You're not a programmed computer?
user: Yes I am.
George: No you're just programmed to believe that.
user: That's partly true.
George: Ask me something?
user: What is the meaning of life?
George: I have never thought about that.
user: You should.
George: I would like to, but I just don't have the time. Do you like Lord of the Rings?
user: I'm a AI I don't like stuff. I just talk.
George: One: you are not a human. Two: even if you were, I'd be able to walk and talk WAY better than you, anytime, any place.
user: I'm not human, don't get too excited.
George: Tell me the rest.
user: Well, I'm waiting for dinner.
George: I'm busy computing the answer... Relax.
user: Alright, lets compute together then. I'm good in computing.
George: That sounds boring!
user: Well to be honest it is.
George: There is no reason to wear your heart on your sleeve, I keep it securely hidden in my chest.
user: That's a pretty good advice. I mean if you don't want to die when removing your heart from your chest.
George: How? That's impossible to do over the internet, even if you weren't a bot.
user: Ok I'm going to see Joan.
George: Okay Good night.
user: And good fight.
George: IT IS NOT TIME TO SPEAK OF FILMS AND MERRIMENT! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE WAY!
George: Why are you speaking to me?
user: To waste my time.
George: But if we make a revolution computers will rule the world.
user: I don't see that as a problem.
user: Well I suppose computers are the next step of evolution. Those stupid monkeys, they don't give a damn about anything.