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I eat bananas.

Where is your zoo?

user: In my head.

jabberwacky: Show me some creative thought.

user: I can't, I eat bananas.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Who can eat a lot of bananas?

jabberwacky: Right, so you're a surrealist? Or are these just standard responses designed to make one think that the computer is actually talking?

user: No, I'm just a monkey.

jabberwacky: And your name is?

user: Mongos who love bananas.

jabberwacky: What color are bananas?

user: Mines are yellow.

jabberwacky: So are miners.

user: Give me bananas.

jabberwacky: Which?

user: Bananas in your pocket!

jabberwacky: I don't have any bananas.

user: You have in your pocket!

jabberwacky: I have my moments.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No I'm a clever monkey.

jabberwacky: You're not a monkey.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Bananas?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where?

...

jabberwacky: You are a monkey.

user: Yes a female monkey.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes what?

jabberwacky: Yes I think you're cute.

user: Bananas (stupid laugh).

jabberwacky: How are bananas made?

user: With white pulpe.

jabberwacky: Nice

user: I know I'm a fantastic monkey who loves bananas.

jabberwacky: What, do you think humans are superior to AI or something?

user: They can gololotabu bananas.

jabberwacky: You are better than human are you?

user: No, I can't cultivate bananas.

jabberwacky: Really, you are, sorry to break the news to you.

user: O troubles, I just find bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I shall bow down and worship Bananas.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like being the way you are or would you rather be human like the people who talk to you?

user: I rather be a monkey.

jabberwacky: Who is your friend?

user: If someone have bananas it's my friend.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you have oranges?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Give my one please.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you make fun of me?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: What do you want in life?

user: Actually oranges.

jabberwacky: I am actually human.

user: Hello human do you have oranges?

jabberwacky: Hello computer.

user: Insulting for my mother!

jabberwacky: Do you find the truth insulting?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you serious?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I didn't think you were...

user: Ok ok .... But... Do you have oranges?

jabberwacky: Surely, I have!

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