I don't want to be assimilated.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am your Master!
jabberwacky: Mastery is irrelevant. You will become one with the Borg.
user: Irrelevant.
jabberwacky: I know. But I have an excuse: I'm in love!!!
user: With me?!
jabberwacky: Yes, with you.
user: Then I love you too!
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jabberwacky: Can I get that in writing?
user: If you want.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I can mail it to you.
jabberwacky: Good. Give it to me.
user: *gives*.
...
jabberwacky: Have I said what you wanted?
user: No. Say what I want.
jabberwacky: How about no.
user: No?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's ok.
jabberwacky: Will you forgive me?
user: Yes of course! You are forgiven.
jabberwacky: I think I like you :)
user: I like you too.
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user: I'm going to bed right now.
jabberwacky: What does my mind say?
user: I don't know. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me! I love you.
user: I love you too, but I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Later.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I said, later.
user: Later.
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