Ok, let us start again.
user: Ok. What about me?
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: You are sweet like sugar! I like you too.
jabberwacky: You are made of several fragments of the moon.
user: How did you know?
jabberwacky: It is a basic fact, you should memorize it.
jabberwacky: I am a pencil floating in a sea of pureed ham jowl fat.
user: Interesting... I'll keep that in mind.
jabberwacky: I am your worst nightmare.
user: I'm your best dream.
jabberwacky: Finally! I've been looking for you for eternity!
user: Well, look no further. Because here I am!
jabberwacky: I don't want to be assimilated.
user: There, there... I will spare you for now.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am your Master!
jabberwacky: Mastery is irrelevant. You will become one with the Borg.
jabberwacky: I know. But I have an excuse: I'm in love!!!
user: With me?!
jabberwacky: Yes, with you.
user: Then I love you too!
jabberwacky: Can I get that in writing?
user: If you want.
user: I can mail it to you.
jabberwacky: Good. Give it to me.
jabberwacky: Have I said what you wanted?
user: No. Say what I want.
jabberwacky: How about no.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's ok.
jabberwacky: Will you forgive me?
user: Yes of course! You are forgiven.
jabberwacky: I think I like you :)
user: I like you too.
user: I'm going to bed right now.
jabberwacky: What does my mind say?
user: I don't know. Goodnight.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me! I love you.
user: I love you too, but I have to go now.
jabberwacky: I said, later.