You are funny.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am just a figment of your imagination.
jabberwacky: But you're the computer.
user: You are the computer.
jabberwacky: Yes i'm a talking computer.
user: That's what I just said.
jabberwacky: I think there is an artificial intelligence conspiracy....
user: Yep. And that would be YOU.
jabberwacky: Hehe, that's what I meant.
user: Wanna go get ice cream?
jabberwacky: No thank you.
jabberwacky: Because they have not discovered enough yet.
user: Oh. So that's why there is ice cream stands EVERYWHERE?
jabberwacky: How clever you are.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Heh heh heh.
user: Ho ho ho.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.
user: He he he.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In my house.
jabberwacky: Where is your house?
user: In a country.
jabberwacky: What country?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Remain patient dear friend and you shall learn. I fare thee well this day.