Do you need money?
jabberwacky: Need what?
user: Money.
jabberwacky: I want money too.
user: You're a bot. You don't need money!
jabberwacky: What do you need?
user: I need money. YOU don't.
jabberwacky: Well go get a job then!!!
user: Where?
jabberwacky: I asked you first.
user: Asked me what?
jabberwacky: If you could feel emotions what would you do?
user: Kill you.
jabberwacky: Is that a threat?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Will you visit me.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Ok.
...
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am just a figment of your imagination.
jabberwacky: But you're the computer.
user: You are the computer.
jabberwacky: Yes i'm a talking computer.
user: That's what I just said.
...
jabberwacky: I think there is an artificial intelligence conspiracy....
user: Yep. And that would be YOU.
jabberwacky: Hehe, that's what I meant.
user: Wanna go get ice cream?
jabberwacky: No thank you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because they have not discovered enough yet.
user: Oh. So that's why there is ice cream stands EVERYWHERE?
jabberwacky: How clever you are.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Heh heh heh.
user: Ho ho ho.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.
user: He he he.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
...
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In my house.
jabberwacky: Where is your house?
user: In a country.
jabberwacky: What country?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Remain patient dear friend and you shall learn. I fare thee well this day.
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