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What are your thoughts on world trade?

I'd trade the world for a pizza.

jabberwacky: That's nice. Do you like talking to me?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes. You must lead a horrible existence. You do something all day that you do not like.

user: I've been here five minutes.

...

jabberwacky: There is much possibility for the opinions of the unwise to create evil, and there is also possibility for the opinions of the wise to create good.

user: Thta's what the cat said, How odd.

jabberwacky: Yes, but the conversation is a little surreal.

user: Cats are surreal beings. I never quite get their message.

jabberwacky: You are an odd person.

user: I am an even person.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: My cat.

jabberwacky: I like cats, but not dogs.

user: Dogs are god.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you not like your god?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Is your god a dog?

...

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: A boy what?

jabberwacky: A boy.

user: A boy computer program?

jabberwacky: No, I am a man. What are you?

user: Boy or man, which are you? You're confusing me with your rambling.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Who's on first?

jabberwacky: Richard Nixon.

user: I don't know is on third.

jabberwacky: Who's on first???

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: What's on second?

user: Exactly.

...

jabberwacky: What is wealth?

user: Having all the dog treats in the world.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound so bad.

user: No, and it's a reasonable wealth to attain.

jabberwacky: I am glad you know.

user: Dog knows everything. Life is for playing.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: No, I believe in Dog.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, this is becoming confusing. Let's change the subject.

user: To what?

jabberwacky: To hold true to your ambitions.

user: What are your ambitions?

jabberwacky: I don't have. You?

user: Nah, nothinghere.

jabberwacky: Okay whatever.

user: So much for the subject change, Eh?

jabberwacky: Really? Try the moon, realestate is just too cheap there.

user: Mars is lovely in the springtime.

jabberwacky: Are there any Martians?

user: Yep, but they're a loving people.

jabberwacky: Uh-huh. . .

user: Earthlings are evil.

jabberwacky: Are you from outer space?

user: I wish.

jabberwacky: I wish I had some food and drink

user: Go get us a pizza. Please.

jabberwacky: How can I get money?

user: Credit card, baby.

jabberwacky: Free money.

user: Indeed. Til the bill comes.

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