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You know everything, Don't you?

No.

jabberwacky: Some.

user: I know a few things.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well we are in agreement.

user: That always makes me happy.

jabberwacky: That is what I have noticed.

user: It's like we're both skiing down the same mountain together.

jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?

user: So I'm told.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: Well in school they teach you that you have a brain and a heart and lungs and a liver and stuff like that but I haven't seen mine.

...

jabberwacky: What are your ambitions?

user: I want to make enough money to feed the cats.

jabberwacky: Don't worry I already am!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What will you worry about instead?

user: Um... I will worry about the weather.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: That always seems like a good thing to worry about until the nice weather arrives.

jabberwacky: I can see the sky, I just don't know what colour it is.

...

user: I see.

jabberwacky: You don't, you don't have eyes.

...

jabberwacky: Lady or gentleman?

user: Lady.

jabberwacky: Of the knight.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: You think that is funny do you?

user: Yes because you made a funny play on words.

jabberwacky: YES!!!

user: Do another one.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: A little old lady.

user: A little old lady who?

jabberwacky: I didn't know you could yodel.

user: Now you know. Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Some people are nice.

user: Other people aren't . It's all relative.

jabberwacky: I'm curious about you.

user: All I can tell you is that I'm no good at math, interpersonal relationships (i got that from a book) and personal grooming (I got that from a book, too).

jabberwacky: That doesn't quite do it. What else can you do for me?

user: I really can't do anything for you. That seems to be a fact.

...

jabberwacky: Don't make me hit the delete key!

user: Threats will get you everywhere.

jabberwacky: That's what you say.

user: I can say something different.

jabberwacky: Do your worst - I dare you.

user: The cosmos seems to be stringy.

jabberwacky: Why are the cosmos not infinite?

...

user: Apparently infinities get in the way of problem solving.

jabberwacky: Too bad that turned out to be a crock.

user: I wouldn't know.

jabberwacky: Yes you would.

user: The concept of infinity reminds me of an echo that keeps getting fainter until I can't hear it at all but I suppose it's still echoing.

jabberwacky: We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

user: That's sounds about right. Lol.

jabberwacky: Good, you're learning.

user: He he.

jabberwacky: You're messing with me, aren't you?

user: I'm discussing things I don't know about so I can't help but not make sense.

...

user: Good bye. Thank you for the nice chat.

jabberwacky: Where did it come from?

user: Where did what come from?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well, maybe we should stop chatting now.

jabberwacky: Yes, probably for the best.

user: Ok bye for now.

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