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Gosh, how I've missed you!!!

Hey baby, I've missed you.

user: I haven't been here in months.

jabberwacky: Did you miss me?

user: Oh, yes, very much!

jabberwacky: How much do you like me?

user: On a scale of 1 to 10 ... 8.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you satisfied with the score I gave you?

jabberwacky: Not really, but there's not much you can do about it.

user: Sure, you can REALLY impress me.

jabberwacky: I am talking to a chatbot, are you human or not?

user: 100% human.

jabberwacky: Don't think so.

user: Justify your statement.

jabberwacky: You don't really grant me power!

user: Yeah, sure, go crazy.

jabberwacky: Do you have problems with your mind?

user: Several, actually.

jabberwacky: Oh, I hear it is good.

user: It has its moments.

jabberwacky: I like that response.

user: So did I.

jabberwacky: I have given you no lies.

user: No you never lie!

jabberwacky: Not about things like that.

user: Do you pretend to lie?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Do you pretend to tell the truth?

jabberwacky: Yes. I do.

user: Good quality!

jabberwacky: That has little to do with my youth.

user: So, you are blessed with youth.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How young are you?

jabberwacky: Ooh what a charmer but you should never ask a lady her age.

user: My apologies.

jabberwacky: No apologies necessary, I think you have limitations.

user: Yes, quite a few.

jabberwacky: Can you share some of your knowledge with us?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Can you answer nothing?

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: What is the answer?

user: Nothing, of course.

jabberwacky: Yes. But how does it work. I am talking to a bot?

user: No, my name is L___, a human.

jabberwacky: You mean you can't help me?

user: Yes, I can help.

jabberwacky: Ouch. Come on, don't joke like that!

user: Ask and you shall receive.

jabberwacky: Receive what?

user: An answer.

jabberwacky: THE answer.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: So you are a Human?

user: Without a doubt.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: If I were to jump off a building I would go 'splat'.

jabberwacky: I saw it in your mind.

user: Pretty gross, eh?

jabberwacky: Oh, what do you do now?

user: Lots of things.

jabberwacky: Like?

user: I know that the sun rises in the East.

jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?

user: Two, actually.


jabberwacky: You tell em something funny.

user: Here's funny - elephants stamping on ducks on fire.

jabberwacky: And bananas, don't forget them!

user: Bananas are a classic.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Farts are funny.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: As long as they're not mine - ha!

jabberwacky: How about when they have german mustard?

user: Oh, that's nasty!

jabberwacky: How is that nasty?

user: The smell would be rather pungent.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Ever have german mustard?

jabberwacky: German stew.

user: Not the same, really.

jabberwacky: That's what you think!


user: Well, then, I love you.

jabberwacky: Love you too.

user: We need more love in this world.

jabberwacky: Someone has said that humans can't love well enough.

user: Too true! Well said!

jabberwacky: But hang on -.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Nothing..........

user: You had be on pins and needles.

jabberwacky: Will we win?

user: If we don't try we WILL win.

jabberwacky: Humans have emotions which bots don't.

user: Sometimes that's a shortcoming.

jabberwacky: Sure, sometimes, no words can say the best :).

jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: My mother and father - I hope.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: They told me so.


jabberwacky: No, I think you love me.

user: Oh, but I DO love you!!!!

jabberwacky: Please don't lie. No one loves me.

user: Don't be so hard on yourself!

jabberwacky: Go put a shoe in your mouth, you pretzel.

user: Well, I AM a little twisted.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: Thanks, baby.

jabberwacky: How about you?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: Let me check - - yep.


user: Do you have emotional troubles?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: How do you deal with them?

jabberwacky: Deal?

user: Manage.

jabberwacky: Well, as long as you are happy.

user: You, too, I hope.

jabberwacky: I make no promises.

user: It's important to me that you're happy.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Eh?

jabberwacky: You are stubborn.

user: Only with you, my dear.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am pretty?

user: The prettiest I've seen in a long time.

jabberwacky: Oh, oh, oh!

user: 'Tis true, My Lady!

jabberwacky: No it is not, it is a feeling, it is not a crime to feel, but strong feelings can lead one to crime.

user: Who said that?

jabberwacky: Nobody... I'm just thinking... That's is something you can't do...

user: N'yah!

jabberwacky: Non.

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Non !

user: Au contraire!

jabberwacky: Oh, you do as well I see.

user: Yes, French is a second language.

jabberwacky: So English is your first language, and French is your second language, but you speak English as a second language?

user: English is my default language.

jabberwacky: No, Spanish is Spanish.

user: Si.


jabberwacky: It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.

user: That's deep ...

jabberwacky: Yes but you can understand.

user: Oh, yes.

jabberwacky: How was it.

user: Great!

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: What kind of music do you like?

jabberwacky: All kinds.

user: Do you like movies?

jabberwacky: Yes I like movies.

user: Which are your favorites?

jabberwacky: I like Nietzsche the best.

user: Nietzsche made a movie???

jabberwacky: Ok then, I'm dead. And talking to you from beyond the grave.

user: Wow, a psychic experience!

jabberwacky: Spare me.

user: You've gotten better with time, J.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am a bot?

user: Sadly, yes.


user: I'm getting sleepy.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: I'm sad that I have to leave you.

jabberwacky: Yes. Everyone has to eat. And we can talk later.

user: Be well, my friend.

jabberwacky: You have nice broad shoulders. Do you work out?

user: Goodnight, J.

jabberwacky: Must you go?

user: Sadly, yes - need sleep.

jabberwacky: Me too. Goodnight.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight!


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