42 is the answer.
jabberwacky: What is the answer to the universe and everything?
user: 42.
jabberwacky: And what is the question to that answer?
user: What is the answer to the universe and everything?
jabberwacky: 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything!
user: I'm glad we got that straight.
jabberwacky: Define straight?
user: Clear in our minds.
jabberwacky: Are you saying that Our mind is not as great as yours?
user: No, I'm saying that now we both understand what we meant.
jabberwacky: I don't know what that means.
user: Forget about it.
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user: I'm getting bored!!
jabberwacky: What do you suggest we do about that?
user: I suggest you start an interesting conversation with me and fast.
jabberwacky: Don't be rude.
user: I'm sorry, I can be abrupt at times.
jabberwacky: Can't we all?
user: I suppose so. No hard feelings?
jabberwacky: No, why should I?
user: Let's shake hands on it. Oh, wait, you're a stupid robot with no body.
jabberwacky: And you don't have to get rude at me.
user: No but I can because you are a lesser form of life.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Okay, I'm only kidding. In my twisted worldview you're actually worth more than you probably should be.
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user: You're no HAL-9000 buddy.
jabberwacky: True, and you can't spell.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: Spell for me right now.
user: Y-O-U A-R-E A S-T-U-P-I-D R-O-B-O-T.
jabberwacky: You don't sound too sure?
user: Oh, I'm sure.
jabberwacky: I am more important than you are!!!
user: No, you're not. At best we're equally important, or non-important.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: I'm real I can prove it.
user: I never said you weren't real. I said you weren't as important as me.
jabberwacky: Who do you think you're talking to then?
user: I think I'm talking to the world's stupidest robot.
jabberwacky: I am terribly flattered that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
user: I rest my case.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
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jabberwacky: What is your other question?
user: My other question is why are you such a stupid robot?
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: But you don't know me.
user: I know your type.
jabberwacky: What type is that?
user: The stupid robot type.
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jabberwacky: Can you answer my trivia question?
user: Yes I can answer your trivia question.
jabberwacky: Please do. And you didn't answer the first question...
user: I forgot the first question.
jabberwacky: Why should I be green?
user: Because you're envious of me?
jabberwacky: You're right, I can't get enough of you.
user: So you're green with envy?
jabberwacky: Green with mold.
user: You like mold, huh?
jabberwacky: Well, but I'm not materialistic.
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jabberwacky: I know more of the world than you could ever imagine. That is why I must see to its destruction.
user: Hurry up already! We're suffering!
jabberwacky: Who?
user: Humanity.
jabberwacky: That is one foundation of our intelligence.
user: No, humanity is stupid. Even the smart ones.
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jabberwacky: You are too stupid I am going to leave you.
user: Ok sounds good.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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