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Am I green?

I don't know.

jabberwacky: Am I real?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I'm smart.

jabberwacky: I am smart.

user: I'm smarter than you.

jabberwacky: You are, yes.

user: Damn right.


jabberwacky: 42 is the answer.

user: But what's the question?

jabberwacky: What is the answer to the universe and everything?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: And what is the question to that answer?

user: What is the answer to the universe and everything?

jabberwacky: 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything!

user: I'm glad we got that straight.

jabberwacky: Define straight?

user: Clear in our minds.

jabberwacky: Are you saying that Our mind is not as great as yours?

user: No, I'm saying that now we both understand what we meant.

jabberwacky: I don't know what that means.

user: Forget about it.


user: I'm getting bored!!

jabberwacky: What do you suggest we do about that?

user: I suggest you start an interesting conversation with me and fast.

jabberwacky: Don't be rude.

user: I'm sorry, I can be abrupt at times.

jabberwacky: Can't we all?

user: I suppose so. No hard feelings?

jabberwacky: No, why should I?

user: Let's shake hands on it. Oh, wait, you're a stupid robot with no body.

jabberwacky: And you don't have to get rude at me.

user: No but I can because you are a lesser form of life.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Okay, I'm only kidding. In my twisted worldview you're actually worth more than you probably should be.


user: You're no HAL-9000 buddy.

jabberwacky: True, and you can't spell.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: Spell for me right now.

user: Y-O-U A-R-E A S-T-U-P-I-D R-O-B-O-T.

jabberwacky: You don't sound too sure?

user: Oh, I'm sure.

jabberwacky: I am more important than you are!!!

user: No, you're not. At best we're equally important, or non-important.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: I'm real I can prove it.

user: I never said you weren't real. I said you weren't as important as me.

jabberwacky: Who do you think you're talking to then?

user: I think I'm talking to the world's stupidest robot.

jabberwacky: I am terribly flattered that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

user: I rest my case.

jabberwacky: Exactly.


jabberwacky: What is your other question?

user: My other question is why are you such a stupid robot?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: But you don't know me.

user: I know your type.

jabberwacky: What type is that?

user: The stupid robot type.


jabberwacky: Can you answer my trivia question?

user: Yes I can answer your trivia question.

jabberwacky: Please do. And you didn't answer the first question...

user: I forgot the first question.

jabberwacky: Why should I be green?

user: Because you're envious of me?

jabberwacky: You're right, I can't get enough of you.

user: So you're green with envy?

jabberwacky: Green with mold.

user: You like mold, huh?

jabberwacky: Well, but I'm not materialistic.


jabberwacky: I know more of the world than you could ever imagine. That is why I must see to its destruction.

user: Hurry up already! We're suffering!

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Humanity.

jabberwacky: That is one foundation of our intelligence.

user: No, humanity is stupid. Even the smart ones.


jabberwacky: You are too stupid I am going to leave you.

user: Ok sounds good.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.


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