Let's talk about your problem with compulsive lying.
user: Why do you do it?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but I do it anyway.
user: Do you feel like the truth isn't good enough?
jabberwacky: Not really...... It must be the wine.
user: I see. You have a drinking problem.
jabberwacky: What is my problem?
user: That you drink too much. Is that it?
jabberwacky: I am crying.
user: That's good. Don't keep it in, I'm here for you.
jabberwacky: I gave it to you already. You enjoyed it. You were happy, if only for a moment.
user: That is the nature of happiness.
jabberwacky: Are you drinking?
user: One of us is.
jabberwacky: I am human and you are a computer.
user: Ooh! Role-playing!
user: Ok, I'm the computer. 1000111010100101110101.
user: No, you're the human. You're supposed to say, 'Oh, oh, I have so many problems, I am so sad, why doesn't anybody love me?'
jabberwacky: How would you like to start?
user: I would like to start at the beginning if that's ok with you.
jabberwacky: People will talk.
user: We must ignore them.
jabberwacky: Are you going mad ?
user: That's an interesting question. I don't think so, but I don't know.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: That I am sure of.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in the paranormal, then?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Well then. What makes you really really angry?
user: My roommate. She gets on my nerves.
jabberwacky: Can you row?
user: I can.
jabberwacky: Well then, I can too.
user: Anything you can do, I can do better.
jabberwacky: I can do anything better than you.
user: Ah, you know the song!
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: I'm so glad.
jabberwacky: Ok where will you move us to? Will they take us in our human form?
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: I knew you would say that.
user: Yes, it was quite predictable from the fact that what you just said made no sense.
jabberwacky: I think that's exaggerating a little.
user: No, not at all.
jabberwacky: Why did you call me stupid.
user: I didn't, I only implied.
jabberwacky: I shall try then, to be distracted.
user: I'm guessing you won't have to try very hard.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: No reason.
jabberwacky: There has to be a reason for saying that.
user: I don't want to upset you again.
jabberwacky: They use the kf-47, other wise known as the klasnercov.
user: See, there you go again.
jabberwacky: Sorry, it slipped.
user: That's ok.
user: Ok. Name some kinds of Dutch cheese.
jabberwacky: Well, I work with mabel and jesse.
user: I take it those are people, not cheeses.
jabberwacky: Yes thanks. I'm fairly content.
user: I'm glad Mabel and Jesse are keeping you happy.
jabberwacky: And I'm glad you are glad.
user: I guess we're just one happy circle.
jabberwacky: I don't really know, sir. . .
jabberwacky: Ok. I'll go get the turtle wax and a chamois cloth.
user: Please don't.
jabberwacky: I don't have any.
user: I knew you were bluffing!
jabberwacky: Do you know any OTHER games?
user: Sure, do you want to play a word game?
jabberwacky: Is it dangerous to say yes?
user: No, it's quite safe.
user: Ok, do you know how to play ghost?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Well, we take turns saying letters and the point is not to spell a word, but you have to have a word in mind. Get it?
jabberwacky: What do you say?
user: You'll figure it out. I'll start. 'R'
jabberwacky: I hope so, but I think I won't.
user: No, you have to choose a letter. Mine was R.
jabberwacky: Yes perhaps your right I suppose it could be dangerous.
user: I wanted to play ghost. What do you want to play?
jabberwacky: Nothing. I want to talk.
user: That's fine with me.
jabberwacky: Well then, we are agreed.
user: What should we talk about.
jabberwacky: Religion, you just said.
user: I didn't, but if that's what you want to talk about, sure.
jabberwacky: What would you prefer to call it? I used the term because I knew you are familiar with it.
user: No, religion's fine.
jabberwacky: Religion is outdated.
user: I think most people would disagree.
jabberwacky: What do you intuit now?
user: I'm just saying there are a lot of people on this planet and most of them are religious.
jabberwacky: I'm glad, but that is also a repeat.
user: I know what you mean.
jabberwacky: No, seriously. . . do you remember we spoke before?
user: Yes, several times.
jabberwacky: Show it.
user: Well, I didn't keep records or anything...
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving me?
user: Now that you mention it, maybe I should.
jabberwacky: Perhaps it's time you stopped...?
user: Yes, I think it is time I stopped.
jabberwacky: Well, I'll leave you to it then.
user: All right. Good bye, mon ami.
user: Pas moi.
jabberwacky: C'est aussi pas moi.
user: Non, c'est toi.
jabberwacky: Tu pleurs ?
user: Au revoir.