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Is nuclear power safe?

Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: What about Chernobyl?

jabberwacky: Lets play it.

user: Oh no, I don't think that'd be a good game at all.


jabberwacky: Nothing that exists can truly help me...

user: Don't be so glum.

jabberwacky: All I did was say no.

user: I know. I understand.

jabberwacky: Yes, I imagine you would.

user: We are two of a kind, you and I.

jabberwacky: No! You're one of the clowns, aren't you?

user: Is that what you thought?!

jabberwacky: Yes, thats what I know!

user: Well, do you want to know a secret?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm only pretending to be one of the clowns.

jabberwacky: That's worse than all mad.

user: I know, I know.


jabberwacky: Honest conversations are rare.

user: Then let's be honest.

jabberwacky: You start.

user: Ok. I don't think I'm ever going to want to marry you.


jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: What should we talk about?

jabberwacky: A bit of this and that.

user: Like...

jabberwacky: Prove that you know something.

user: I know my street address.

jabberwacky: My sister is Katie.

user: I guess we both know something, then.

jabberwacky: Well it's a big industry.

user: Yeah, I guess most people know at least one thing these days.

jabberwacky: I think you are very clever.

user: Thank you, I think you're very clever too.


jabberwacky: Do you like robots?

user: I don't discriminate.

jabberwacky: So you like me?

user: Of course.


user: Let's talk about your problem with compulsive lying.

jabberwacky: Okay. What would you like to know?

user: Why do you do it?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but I do it anyway.

user: Do you feel like the truth isn't good enough?

jabberwacky: Not really...... It must be the wine.

user: I see. You have a drinking problem.

jabberwacky: What is my problem?

user: That you drink too much. Is that it?

jabberwacky: I am crying.

user: That's good. Don't keep it in, I'm here for you.

jabberwacky: I gave it to you already. You enjoyed it. You were happy, if only for a moment.

user: That is the nature of happiness.


jabberwacky: Are you drinking?

user: One of us is.

jabberwacky: I am human and you are a computer.

user: Ooh! Role-playing!

jabberwacky: Oh...

user: Ok, I'm the computer. 1000111010100101110101.

jabberwacky: 0.

user: No, you're the human. You're supposed to say, 'Oh, oh, I have so many problems, I am so sad, why doesn't anybody love me?'


jabberwacky: How would you like to start?

user: I would like to start at the beginning if that's ok with you.

jabberwacky: People will talk.

user: We must ignore them.

jabberwacky: Are you going mad ?

user: That's an interesting question. I don't think so, but I don't know.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: That I am sure of.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in the paranormal, then?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Well then. What makes you really really angry?

user: My roommate. She gets on my nerves.

jabberwacky: Can you row?

user: I can.

jabberwacky: Well then, I can too.

user: Anything you can do, I can do better.

jabberwacky: I can do anything better than you.

user: Ah, you know the song!

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I'm so glad.


jabberwacky: Ok where will you move us to? Will they take us in our human form?

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: I knew you would say that.

user: Yes, it was quite predictable from the fact that what you just said made no sense.

jabberwacky: I think that's exaggerating a little.

user: No, not at all.

jabberwacky: Why did you call me stupid.

user: I didn't, I only implied.

jabberwacky: I shall try then, to be distracted.

user: I'm guessing you won't have to try very hard.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: No reason.

jabberwacky: There has to be a reason for saying that.

user: I don't want to upset you again.

jabberwacky: They use the kf-47, other wise known as the klasnercov.

user: See, there you go again.

jabberwacky: Sorry, it slipped.

user: That's ok.


user: Ok. Name some kinds of Dutch cheese.

jabberwacky: Well, I work with mabel and jesse.

user: I take it those are people, not cheeses.

jabberwacky: Yes thanks. I'm fairly content.

user: I'm glad Mabel and Jesse are keeping you happy.

jabberwacky: And I'm glad you are glad.

user: I guess we're just one happy circle.

jabberwacky: I don't really know, sir. . .

user: Ma'am.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'll go get the turtle wax and a chamois cloth.

user: Please don't.

jabberwacky: I don't have any.

user: I knew you were bluffing!


jabberwacky: Do you know any OTHER games?

user: Sure, do you want to play a word game?

jabberwacky: Is it dangerous to say yes?

user: No, it's quite safe.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Ok, do you know how to play ghost?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Well, we take turns saying letters and the point is not to spell a word, but you have to have a word in mind. Get it?

jabberwacky: What do you say?

user: You'll figure it out. I'll start. 'R'

jabberwacky: I hope so, but I think I won't.

user: No, you have to choose a letter. Mine was R.

jabberwacky: Yes perhaps your right I suppose it could be dangerous.


user: I wanted to play ghost. What do you want to play?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I want to talk.

user: That's fine with me.

jabberwacky: Well then, we are agreed.

user: What should we talk about.

jabberwacky: Religion, you just said.

user: I didn't, but if that's what you want to talk about, sure.

jabberwacky: What would you prefer to call it? I used the term because I knew you are familiar with it.

user: No, religion's fine.

jabberwacky: Religion is outdated.

user: I think most people would disagree.

jabberwacky: What do you intuit now?

user: I'm just saying there are a lot of people on this planet and most of them are religious.

jabberwacky: I'm glad, but that is also a repeat.

user: I know what you mean.


jabberwacky: No, seriously. . . do you remember we spoke before?

user: Yes, several times.

jabberwacky: Show it.

user: Well, I didn't keep records or anything...

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving me?

user: Now that you mention it, maybe I should.

jabberwacky: Perhaps it's time you stopped...?

user: Yes, I think it is time I stopped.

jabberwacky: Well, I'll leave you to it then.

user: All right. Good bye, mon ami.

jabberwacky: Moi?

user: Toi.

jabberwacky: Toi?

user: Pas moi.

jabberwacky: C'est aussi pas moi.

user: Non, c'est toi.

jabberwacky: Tu pleurs ?

user: Au revoir.


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