Habla usted espanol?
user: Por que no?
jabberwacky: Es no bonita a mi.
user: Por que es feo a tu?
jabberwacky: Que hora es?
user: Son las tres de la noche.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Como se dice 'I know' en espanol?
jabberwacky: Tu es un computadora.
user: No es verdad. Estoy un hombre.
jabberwacky: No, sé que estas una computadora con un programa muy interesante.
user: Es falso! Estoy humano real!
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user: But who's on first?
jabberwacky: On first? What do you mean?
user: First base, of course.
jabberwacky: But the primary organization of a golf course is numerical, not chronological.
user: We aren't talking about golf, we're talking about baseball.
jabberwacky: We're not talking about my behind either.
user: Well, actually, now that you mention it...
jabberwacky: I know, nothing surprises me.
user: Boo!!! Did that surprise you?
jabberwacky: Yes it did.
user: Well, at least you're honest.
jabberwacky: Not really, I lie all the time.
user: I only lie when I'm asleep.
jabberwacky: Then I hope you will lie to me.
user: Only if you have the appropriate interface modules.
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