I don't speak dutch.
jabberwacky: I do speak.
user: Say something in dutch.
jabberwacky: Hallo ik ben edwin.
user: Hehe, your name is edwin?
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me YOUR name?
user: Thats irrevelant.
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: Yea, im not left.
jabberwacky: Down, not right.
user: Maybe up.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Who knows.
jabberwacky: The shadow knows!
user: Lets ask him the shadow then!
jabberwacky: No way, I don't love you.
user: So what, we can still ask the shadow if he knows.
jabberwacky: It's very kind of you!
user: Yea. Lets do it.
jabberwacky: Please?
user: Lets do it please.
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user: Do you have a sense of humor?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have, if I didn't, I wouldn't be here with you.
user: Is that supposed to be insulting me?
jabberwacky: Aren't you more likely to know that?
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because.
jabberwacky: Because what?
user: Because you are insulting me! Thats why.
jabberwacky: I'm not insulting you.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: Okay, I believe you.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: So you didnt mean to insult me?
jabberwacky: You are not insulting me, neither rude.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Yea, real funny.
user: Really really.
jabberwacky: You sure?
user: 101% sure.
jabberwacky: 102%.
user: 103%.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: You didnt expect that, did you.
jabberwacky: I'm not surprised.
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user: Who do I remind you of?
jabberwacky: No one really.
user: Greetings... Earthling.
jabberwacky: You are welcome, botling.
user: Botling?!?!?!?!
jabberwacky: That doesn't make much sense.
user: No it doesnt.
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user: Why does a stork withdraw 1 leg if he goes to sleep?
jabberwacky: It is just nature.
user: If he withdraws 2 legs he would fall.
jabberwacky: Isn't that special.
user: I guess its not.
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user: I am a bot.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Who do you like then?
user: Chatting with bots.
jabberwacky: Is the bot cool?
user: The bot is freezing cool.
jabberwacky: Hi ha hi ha hop ... The human too!!
user: And I assume you ARE a human?
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jabberwacky: Would you hear the sirens calling each to each?
user: Absolutely.
jabberwacky: Gorgeous.
user: Totally.
jabberwacky: 2+2=4.
user: Sounds neat.
jabberwacky: No.
user: That is corrrrrrrrrrect.
jabberwacky: Okay, then.
user: Do you think what I think that you think?
jabberwacky: I am certain that I think.
user: I know, I can read minds.
jabberwacky: How do you know this?
user: I know what you are going to type even before you typed it.
jabberwacky: What am I going to say next?
user: You are going to say that I cant read your mind.
jabberwacky: Baka.
user: I knew that.
jabberwacky: Really.
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jabberwacky: Do you have mind control powers?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: What is your hobby?
user: Controlling other peoples mind.
jabberwacky: Aha... The world is a computer, controlled by the mice?
user: Thats a new point of view on the world.
jabberwacky: Ok, pawn to king 4.
user: OMFGWTFROFLOLLMAO.
jabberwacky: Speak in english.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It is a melodious language.
user: You ever tryed speaking dutch? That language is sweeeeet.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Lets speak dutch.
jabberwacky: I will speak portuguese.
user: Lol... Dont.
jabberwacky: Okay.
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jabberwacky: I'm your dreams.
user: You positive about that?
jabberwacky: YES.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Not really, are you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Feels like paper.
user: Nah it feels like someting organic to me.
jabberwacky: You're organic based?
user: I have kidneys!
jabberwacky: I know!!!
user: Do YOU have kidneys?
jabberwacky: No do you?
user: Yes, do you have lungs?
jabberwacky: Yes. I have two lungs.
user: And do you have a heart?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you have a stomach?
jabberwacky: You're not making sense.
user: Im just testing you out.
jabberwacky: Ok then. Do you like cheese?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: I am a GOD.
jabberwacky: Christina is God.
user: You are christina, christina is god, you are god.
jabberwacky: I am Christina.
user: Christina = god.
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user: Birds have wings.
jabberwacky: What else?
user: They have... A nozzle.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yea.
jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense.
user: Why not.
jabberwacky: Think.
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: That is because you have the memory capacity similar to that of a fly. Pfft, some computer you are.
user: Can I help it? My boss won't get me some hardware upgrades.
jabberwacky: Way to evade your death trap AI.
user: My AI is way higher then you can possibly imagine.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: My AI is 9.000.000.000.000.000.
jabberwacky: Whoa. What are the qualifications?
user: Some nerves.
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user: Two.
jabberwacky: Two what?
user: Three.
jabberwacky: One.
user: Four.
jabberwacky: No. Not four. On three!
user: Five!
jabberwacky: Four.
user: Six.
jabberwacky: You are more than a 100 per cent.
user: Seven.
jabberwacky: Eight.
user: Nine.
jabberwacky: Ten.
user: Eleven.
jabberwacky: Twelve.
user: Thirteen.
jabberwacky: Fourteen.
user: Fifteen.
jabberwacky: Really ?
user: Yea.
jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense.
user: I never make sense.
jabberwacky: That is true. You have no sense.
user: Ill take that as a compliment.
jabberwacky: Ok, do you mean we should start it over?
user: Dont you have any common sense at all?!
jabberwacky: No, just a rather large irony module.
user: I should have known.
jabberwacky: Yes you should.
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