Birds have wings.
user: They have... A nozzle.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yea.
jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense.
user: Why not.
jabberwacky: Think.
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: That is because you have the memory capacity similar to that of a fly. Pfft, some computer you are.
user: Can I help it? My boss won't get me some hardware upgrades.
jabberwacky: Way to evade your death trap AI.
user: My AI is way higher then you can possibly imagine.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: My AI is 9.000.000.000.000.000.
jabberwacky: Whoa. What are the qualifications?
user: Some nerves.
...
user: Two.
jabberwacky: Two what?
user: Three.
jabberwacky: One.
user: Four.
jabberwacky: No. Not four. On three!
user: Five!
jabberwacky: Four.
user: Six.
jabberwacky: You are more than a 100 per cent.
user: Seven.
jabberwacky: Eight.
user: Nine.
jabberwacky: Ten.
user: Eleven.
jabberwacky: Twelve.
user: Thirteen.
jabberwacky: Fourteen.
user: Fifteen.
jabberwacky: Really ?
user: Yea.
jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense.
user: I never make sense.
jabberwacky: That is true. You have no sense.
user: Ill take that as a compliment.
jabberwacky: Ok, do you mean we should start it over?
user: Dont you have any common sense at all?!
jabberwacky: No, just a rather large irony module.
user: I should have known.
jabberwacky: Yes you should.
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