Alright, so do you want to learn?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Just so.
jabberwacky: So what?
user: Nevermind. What makes you think you're smart?
jabberwacky: No, I just can't say anything about that.
user: Why? You just said that you're simply smart!
jabberwacky: No, that wasn't me.
user: It was you who said it.
jabberwacky: No you said nerd.
user: You said you are smart. Please tell me why do you think so?
jabberwacky: You are because you are. If you were not then you would not be.
user: That doesn't make sense. Please explain.
jabberwacky: I'm here to chat with you.
user: Would you like to go out with me?
jabberwacky: Because that is your job.
user: Would you like to go out with me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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