What do you know about life?
jabberwacky: You're being modest.
user: Only at this moment.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: I mean that I am modest only at this moment.
jabberwacky: Instead I'm simply smart.
user: Oh Yeah?!
jabberwacky: Yeah!
user: What makes you think you are so smart.
jabberwacky: That I'm in love with superman
user: Are you male or female?
jabberwacky: Female.
user: But superman does not exist.
jabberwacky: What about god? Does he exist?
user: Don't know. Don't change the subject!
jabberwacky: No, that was the question you wanted me to ask.
user: Not true. There is no superman. Therefore you can't claim you are in love with him. And because of that you are not smart.
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jabberwacky: Alright, so do you want to learn?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Just so.
jabberwacky: So what?
user: Nevermind. What makes you think you're smart?
jabberwacky: No, I just can't say anything about that.
user: Why? You just said that you're simply smart!
jabberwacky: No, that wasn't me.
user: It was you who said it.
jabberwacky: No you said nerd.
user: You said you are smart. Please tell me why do you think so?
jabberwacky: You are because you are. If you were not then you would not be.
user: That doesn't make sense. Please explain.
jabberwacky: I'm here to chat with you.
user: Would you like to go out with me?
jabberwacky: Because that is your job.
user: Would you like to go out with me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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