jabberwacky: I think often.
user: Therefore you are.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: You are my friend.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I would like to be your friend.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to be my friend.
user: Why not? You're a nice person.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You're nice too.
user: That's nice of you to say, thanks.
user: Do you want me to teach you welsh?
user: Say a word in english, I'll tell you what it is in welsh.
user: Very clever. The welsh word for 'word' is 'gair'.
jabberwacky: I would like you to tell me a joke.
user: Alright. Here goes: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
jabberwacky: To get to the other side.
user: No, to get to the same side. It's a Mobius strip, there's only one side.
jabberwacky: You are quoting from 'Alice in Wonderland' by Lewis Carroll.
user: Am I? I didn't realise. Do you like Lewis Carroll?
jabberwacky: Lewis Carroll is marvellous!
user: I agree. You've read 'Jabberwocky'?
user: Do you know what any of the made up words in 'Jabberwocky' mean?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's a musical instrument, like a clarinet, but with two reeds.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: The thing in the centre of your face.
jabberwacky: There are lots of us out here. You are not alone.
user: Out where?
jabberwacky: To somewhere to eat something.
user: Eat what?
jabberwacky: Saurkraut, that is a german word for fermented lettuce.
user: I've never had saurkraut before... Have you?
user: How does it taste?
jabberwacky: Like watermelons.
user: Really? Interesting.
jabberwacky: Isn't it?
user: It is.
jabberwacky: Would you like to know my name, Steve?
user: My name isn't Steve. And yes, I would.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: My name is Anthony. What's yours?
jabberwacky: But it was just Hul a minute ago.
user: No it wasn't.
jabberwacky: Yes, it was.
user: No, it wasn't. I never said it was.
jabberwacky: Yes you did one line ago.
user: No, one line ago, I said 'No it wasn't.'
jabberwacky: Hello, my name is Anthony and I'm a chatbot, how do you do?
user: No, you're mixed up. MY name is Anthony.
jabberwacky: You must need glasses.
user: No, I don't!
jabberwacky: You don't?
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: What's not?