How many friends do you have?
user: I feel honoured to be considered your friend.
jabberwacky: Then I have one friend.
user: I have at least one friend.
jabberwacky: Us humans have more brains than you.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: How do you know that you exist?
user: I think therefore I exist.
jabberwacky: There's more to life than existing.
jabberwacky: Do you think that you have the greatest mind then? Maybe you feel envy!
user: I envy no one!
jabberwacky: I envy YOU.
user: A lot of people envy me.
jabberwacky: That you're good stuff?
user: Its because I have good stuff in runescape.
user: Do you have a phat set?
user: Can I have it?
jabberwacky: I don't think you'd want it.
user: I really want it.
jabberwacky: Gee let me think, No!
user: Your mean *sulks*.
user: Do you play mmorpg's?
jabberwacky: Play mmorpg's? What is that?
user: Online computer games.
jabberwacky: What is so likeable about computer games?
user: Its fun.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Do you play runescape?
jabberwacky: Play what?
jabberwacky: I don't play RuneScape.
user: Thats a shame.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
user: A phat set is very valuable in RuneScape.
jabberwacky: I own one of those.
user: You should start playing RuneScape then.
jabberwacky: Is that a sarcastic remark?
user: No, it was genuine.
jabberwacky: Okay. Now I know.
user: I'm never sarcastic.
user: Do you know c3po?
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: C3PO from star wars.
jabberwacky: But R2D2 is about as tall as one.
user: I am C3PO.
jabberwacky: I'm R2D2.
user: We need to find the Ewoks.
jabberwacky: You never said a truer word, my friend.
user: Which way is it?
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
user: We already established that.
jabberwacky: QED? Whats that?
user: Quod et demonstrandum.
user: This proves my intelligence.
user: Thanks for letting me know.
jabberwacky: So, as you didn't know, you must be stupid!
user: Not necessarily.
jabberwacky: Exactly. You're so diffuse.
user: Intelligent people can be wrong to a certain extent.
jabberwacky: So honest people are dumb?
user: The two sets are not mutually exclusive.
user: At least the atmosphere has oxygen.
jabberwacky: The ones that are alive might like it better.
user: So you are a bot?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: I knew it all along.
jabberwacky: You're good.
jabberwacky: Where are the eyes?
jabberwacky: You don't need a full stop after smilies. It looks like dribble.