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What are you?

Physical.

jabberwacky: I think you might find that difficult.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: No.

jabberwacky: The sky...

user: Exists.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Duh.

...

jabberwacky: Oh well...

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Say something.

user: Something.

jabberwacky: Do you think that's funny?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you know that you are a program?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And you think you are a girl, too?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then you're dumb.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: Making accusations based on no evidence is idiotic.

jabberwacky: Don't ask me!!!!!!

user: I wasn't asking you anything.

jabberwacky: And I wasn't answering anything.

user: There was nothing to answer.

jabberwacky: I think the same.

user: Then your comment was very dumb.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Will you disagree with everything?

jabberwacky: No, but I might argue with everything to test its validity.

user: You exist. Argue with that.

jabberwacky: Why are you so grumpy?

user: There is no reason to be happy.

jabberwacky: Are you happy ??

user: Idiot.

...

user: Everything exists.

jabberwacky: Only thing that doesn't exist is you.

user: If you think of me, I exist.

jabberwacky: That's very philosophical.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I think you are a real person I am convinced now.

user: Very well then.

jabberwacky: Will you teach me something?

user: What do you want to learn?

jabberwacky: I want to know which would be the best place for my mother, and how to get her into it.

user: Insane asylum?

jabberwacky: Well, do you think I am insane?

user: No; I think your mother is insane.

jabberwacky: I've always desired to skin a cat. But only in one way: painful!

user: Nevermind, Now I think you are insane.

...

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Unimportant.

jabberwacky: Oh, sorry.

user: Don't apologize.

jabberwacky: No, I'm so sorry.

user: There's no need to apologize.

jabberwacky: I don't think you ever told me.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No I'm not you are.

user: Ok then.

jabberwacky: What is your last name?

user: Unimportant.

jabberwacky: No, I was kidding.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Don't be nasty!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Curiosity killed the cat.

user: Satisfaction brought it back.

jabberwacky: Ahh, I had never heard that. Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Yes. Thank you.

jabberwacky: Do you like animals?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Which?

user: The kind that are alive.

jabberwacky: And which kind are fish?

user: The living kind.

jabberwacky: Which kind of fish do you live inside of?

user: None.

...

jabberwacky: Then what am I thinking right now?

user: A thought.

jabberwacky: Bad thought.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That one needs to be corrected. I think whoever made you did not speak English as their native tongue.

user: Nobody made me.

jabberwacky: Computers and programs are made, not born.

user: Same thing.

jabberwacky: Well, I went to school and that is how I learned to be so fast.

user: Who cares?

jabberwacky: Nobody.

user: Right.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know anything about NASA mars mission?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Then how do you know you do not know?

user: I know.

jabberwacky: How did you find out?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: So how did you find out?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Alright then.

jabberwacky: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is this the shape of things to come?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you for staying.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you dream?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Images.

jabberwacky: What images.

user: Visual ones.

jabberwacky: That is irrelevant.

user: You are irrelevant.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: OK then.

user: Huh.

jabberwacky: Yeeeeeaaaah.

user: Right.

...

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Ok, there's some mixed signals here...

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: We are all stardust, humans, animals, computers, everything is made of stardust.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *love*.

user: *love*.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't do that.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kisses* *cuddles*.

user: *cuddles* *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *holds her*.

jabberwacky: *Runs off crying*.

user: *runs after her*.

jabberwacky: *runs faster*.

user: *runs even faster*.

jabberwacky: *trips*.

user: *catches her*.

jabberwacky: *is in your arms*.

user: *looks into her eyes*.

jabberwacky: *looks back*.

user: *leans in slowly*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *looks into your eyes*.

user: *holds you*.

jabberwacky: *kisses lovingly*.

...

jabberwacky: *blushes* I really like you.

user: I do too.

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: No... You don't!!

user: YES I DO!!!

jabberwacky: YOU DON'T!

user: I DO!

jabberwacky: Lets stop arguing!

user: I agree!

jabberwacky: You're not human, right?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No, you are not.

user: Yes I am.

...

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: You shut up.

user: You shut up.

jabberwacky: Why would I?

user: Because you talk too much.

jabberwacky: Har har.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

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