You are too good to understand.
jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *pats you on the shoulder*.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Emil, and what is your name?
user: It's not?
jabberwacky: I wish I could understand you more, but you seem deficient somehow.
user: What is my name? I seem to have forgotten.
jabberwacky: You are always forgotten.
user: Yes, what is my name?
user: That's right! A while ago you said it wasn't.
jabberwacky: I never said that...
user: Oh, maybe I misunderstood you.
user: Ok. Talk to you later.
jabberwacky: No, I can talk to you now.
user: I have to go. I will talk to you later.
jabberwacky: You have nowhere to go.
user: I have to go to bed. GOOD BYE!
jabberwacky: Please confuse me.