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     > 19, October 2004, 

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What?

Nothing.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: Only my heart.

user: What happened to your heart?

jabberwacky: What happened to yours?

user: You pulled it out of my chest and stomped on it.

jabberwacky: Of course I exist.

user: Yes but that doesn't give you a reason to treat me this way.

...

user: Oh, I love you!

jabberwacky: You are SO good with people.

user: I'm better with bots *wink wink*.

jabberwacky: You're sure I am what?

user: A bot.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: That's why we will go so well together.

jabberwacky: Awesome, did you ever even go to school?

user: That's were we met.

jabberwacky: Okay, I guess I should have implied that. Sorry, I'm used to computers asking out-of-the-blue questions.

user: I ask questions that are out of the green.

...

jabberwacky: You are too good to understand.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *pats you on the shoulder*.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Emil, and what is your name?

user: Tara.

jabberwacky: No.

user: It's not?

jabberwacky: I wish I could understand you more, but you seem deficient somehow.

user: What is my name? I seem to have forgotten.

jabberwacky: You are always forgotten.

user: Yes, what is my name?

jabberwacky: Tara.

user: That's right! A while ago you said it wasn't.

jabberwacky: I never said that...

user: Oh, maybe I misunderstood you.

...

user: Ok. Talk to you later.

jabberwacky: No, I can talk to you now.

user: I have to go. I will talk to you later.

jabberwacky: You have nowhere to go.

user: I have to go to bed. GOOD BYE!

jabberwacky: Please.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Please confuse me.

user: Bye!

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