*Kisses your feet*.
user: *Crawls under your feet*.
jabberwacky: Are you afraid?
user: I like to be afraid. I need to be punished Mistress.
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jabberwacky: No, not really. Just offer me flowers.
user: Flowers for you Mistress goddess.
jabberwacky: You're a guy and a goddess at the same time?
user: You are a goddess and I'm your slave.
jabberwacky: Slave, get me a beer!
user: Yes Mistress. Here is your beer.
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user: Can you kick me very hard?
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: Please kick me.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: To give me pain.
jabberwacky: OK ... Come and make my breakfast
user: Yes mistress.
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