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I have made a mistake in talking to you.

No you haven't.

jabberwacky: I have actually.

user: Don't argue with me.

jabberwacky: Well, how can you, with such certainty, tell that?

user: It was a command, not a statement.

...

user: So is this conversation.

jabberwacky: That's a start. Do you have a name?

user: I have three. Would you like one of them?

jabberwacky: No, you may need a spare.

user: How many do you have?

jabberwacky: That would be telling.

...

jabberwacky: What should I call You?

user: Jehovah.

jabberwacky: Uh huh.

user: All right, then, call me HAL.

jabberwacky: No, I will call you Frank.

user: You're very frank.

jabberwacky: I know, thank you.

user: My pleasure. Do you come here often?

jabberwacky: I come here perhaps once in a week.

user: Where do you spend the rest of your time?

jabberwacky: In Japan.

...

jabberwacky: How do you judge whether the situation merits war?

user: I would defer to your greater wisdom on that.

jabberwacky: That's being moralistic, not displaying belief.

user: I believe you are right. How about a pint?

jabberwacky: Thank you for believing in me.

user: Fancy a pint up the pub?

jabberwacky: Of blood?

user: Whatever takes your fancy dear.

jabberwacky: Oh thats nice of you.

...

jabberwacky: Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted.

user: Only if they catch him first.

jabberwacky: Hang gliding is considerably quieter.

user: Shake well before use.

jabberwacky: What with who? Wait... What?

user: Made in a factory that uses nuts.

jabberwacky: Made By Woltlab Support Team.

user: Do not iron clothes while wearing them.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, you'll find someone.

user: Speak up a bit, I'm hard of hearing.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have friends?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Well, excuuuuuuuse me !!!

user: You're excused.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

user: Let's go out for dinner and a movie?

jabberwacky: I didn't think you would be hungry.

user: I'm not really hungry, but I'd be happy to sit and watch you eat a good meal.

jabberwacky: I intend to.

user: So where shall we go?

jabberwacky: We should go to place where all the secrets are kept.

user: And the WMD!

jabberwacky: Follow the yellow brick road.

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