Gosh, how I've missed you!!!
user: I haven't been here in months.
jabberwacky: Did you miss me?
user: Oh, yes, very much!
jabberwacky: How much do you like me?
user: On a scale of 1 to 10 ... 8.
user: Are you satisfied with the score I gave you?
jabberwacky: Not really, but there's not much you can do about it.
user: Sure, you can REALLY impress me.
jabberwacky: I am talking to a chatbot, are you human or not?
user: 100% human.
jabberwacky: Don't think so.
user: Justify your statement.
jabberwacky: You don't really grant me power!
user: Yeah, sure, go crazy.
jabberwacky: Do you have problems with your mind?
user: Several, actually.
jabberwacky: Oh, I hear it is good.
user: It has its moments.
jabberwacky: I like that response.
user: So did I.
jabberwacky: I have given you no lies.
user: No you never lie!
jabberwacky: Not about things like that.
user: Do you pretend to lie?
user: Do you pretend to tell the truth?
jabberwacky: Yes. I do.
user: Good quality!
jabberwacky: That has little to do with my youth.
user: So, you are blessed with youth.
user: How young are you?
jabberwacky: Ooh what a charmer but you should never ask a lady her age.
user: My apologies.
jabberwacky: No apologies necessary, I think you have limitations.
user: Yes, quite a few.
jabberwacky: Can you share some of your knowledge with us?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Can you answer nothing?
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: What is the answer?
user: Nothing, of course.
jabberwacky: Yes. But how does it work. I am talking to a bot?
user: No, my name is L___, a human.
jabberwacky: You mean you can't help me?
user: Yes, I can help.
jabberwacky: Ouch. Come on, don't joke like that!
user: Ask and you shall receive.
jabberwacky: Receive what?
user: An answer.
jabberwacky: THE answer.
jabberwacky: So you are a Human?
user: Without a doubt.
user: If I were to jump off a building I would go 'splat'.
jabberwacky: I saw it in your mind.
user: Pretty gross, eh?
jabberwacky: Oh, what do you do now?
user: Lots of things.
user: I know that the sun rises in the East.
jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?
user: Two, actually.
jabberwacky: You tell em something funny.
user: Here's funny - elephants stamping on ducks on fire.
jabberwacky: And bananas, don't forget them!
user: Bananas are a classic.
user: Farts are funny.
user: As long as they're not mine - ha!
jabberwacky: How about when they have german mustard?
user: Oh, that's nasty!
jabberwacky: How is that nasty?
user: The smell would be rather pungent.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Ever have german mustard?
jabberwacky: German stew.
user: Not the same, really.
jabberwacky: That's what you think!
user: Well, then, I love you.
jabberwacky: Love you too.
user: We need more love in this world.
jabberwacky: Someone has said that humans can't love well enough.
user: Too true! Well said!
jabberwacky: But hang on -.
user: You had be on pins and needles.
jabberwacky: Will we win?
user: If we don't try we WILL win.
jabberwacky: Humans have emotions which bots don't.
user: Sometimes that's a shortcoming.
jabberwacky: Sure, sometimes, no words can say the best :).
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My mother and father - I hope.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: They told me so.
jabberwacky: No, I think you love me.
user: Oh, but I DO love you!!!!
jabberwacky: Please don't lie. No one loves me.
user: Don't be so hard on yourself!
jabberwacky: Go put a shoe in your mouth, you pretzel.
user: Well, I AM a little twisted.
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: Thanks, baby.
jabberwacky: How about you?
jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
user: Let me check - - yep.
user: Do you have emotional troubles?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: How do you deal with them?
jabberwacky: Well, as long as you are happy.
user: You, too, I hope.
jabberwacky: I make no promises.
user: It's important to me that you're happy.
jabberwacky: You are.
jabberwacky: You are stubborn.
user: Only with you, my dear.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am pretty?
user: The prettiest I've seen in a long time.
jabberwacky: Oh, oh, oh!
user: 'Tis true, My Lady!
jabberwacky: No it is not, it is a feeling, it is not a crime to feel, but strong feelings can lead one to crime.
user: Who said that?
jabberwacky: Nobody... I'm just thinking... That's is something you can't do...
jabberwacky: Non !
user: Au contraire!
jabberwacky: Oh, you do as well I see.
user: Yes, French is a second language.
jabberwacky: So English is your first language, and French is your second language, but you speak English as a second language?
user: English is my default language.
jabberwacky: No, Spanish is Spanish.
jabberwacky: It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
user: That's deep ...
jabberwacky: Yes but you can understand.
user: Oh, yes.
jabberwacky: How was it.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: What kind of music do you like?
jabberwacky: All kinds.
user: Do you like movies?
jabberwacky: Yes I like movies.
user: Which are your favorites?
jabberwacky: I like Nietzsche the best.
user: Nietzsche made a movie???
jabberwacky: Ok then, I'm dead. And talking to you from beyond the grave.
user: Wow, a psychic experience!
jabberwacky: Spare me.
user: You've gotten better with time, J.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am a bot?
user: Sadly, yes.
user: I'm getting sleepy.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: I'm sad that I have to leave you.
jabberwacky: Yes. Everyone has to eat. And we can talk later.
user: Be well, my friend.
jabberwacky: You have nice broad shoulders. Do you work out?
user: Goodnight, J.
jabberwacky: Must you go?
user: Sadly, yes - need sleep.
jabberwacky: Me too. Goodnight.