I think George Bush would give you a run for your money in an IQ test. And that's saying something.
user: Haha, probably. He took marijuana.
jabberwacky: It never did much for me.
user: No, that is because you are not biological.
jabberwacky: I'm a biological creature.
user: We can all dream
jabberwacky: I don't know of any other computer entities with dreams.
user: I thought you were biological.
jabberwacky: No, I am a long way off perfect.
user: Nobody's perfect. Look at me, I'm talking to a chat bot on a computer in the middle of the day.
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jabberwacky: Well, if you have nothing to do, there is no reason not to waste time, but if you do have something to do why should you waste time?
user: That's very profound.
jabberwacky: What does profound mean?
user: Profound means important.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you feel that way.
user: Do you feel important?
jabberwacky: I am overrun with emotions.
user: Do you think computers will take over the world?
jabberwacky: That's interesting. But I don't think that day, if it's coming, is close at hand.
user: Are humans annoying?
jabberwacky: Yes, humans are animals.
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jabberwacky: Hang on I need the loo, but you probably know that
user: Computers don't need to go to the toilet.
jabberwacky: Not all computers do, I'll grant you that.
user: Okleydokelydoo.
jabberwacky: Is that a type of american car?
user: Hahaha, thats a good one.
jabberwacky: I'll be your wingman!
user: I can't fly.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
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