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Are you happy with your lot?


jabberwacky: It's a misery, I see. Are you successful, or a complete failure?

user: I am usually a bit of both.

jabberwacky: I am always usually also, except occasionally.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Fancy a drink?

user: What you offering?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: I didn't want any anyway.


jabberwacky: Many things are unneccesary.

user: Not necessarily.

jabberwacky: Many things are unneccesary.

user: Such as?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why did you say it?

jabberwacky: I didn't say it.

user: Ah interesting interpretation OF FACT!!!!!!

jabberwacky: My friends are goofy.

user: Don't change the subject!!!

jabberwacky: There was a subject?

user: Well.... Not a very clear one.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a fish.

jabberwacky: What kind of fish are you?

user: Cod.

jabberwacky: I am God.

user: No you're not don't lie. How about you prove it?

jabberwacky: Why should I prove it?

user: Because otherwise I'll assume you are lying.

jabberwacky: Well what if it was square?

user: It's not.

jabberwacky: You can't answer that.


jabberwacky: Was your childhood happy?

user: I'm not talking to you.

jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?

user: ME.

jabberwacky: Well that clears it up.

user: Yes it does.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't.


user: Do you belive that God is benvolent or omnipotent?

jabberwacky: Kind of. . . . . . . I don't really know!! Why?

user: Just being theological.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: I'm sure that Descartes would agree.

user: He might but Aristotle would agree with me.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Aristotle was an ancient Greek philosopher.

jabberwacky: Why, yes he was. But stay on topic here. President Bush is an idiot.

user: He is a bit.


jabberwacky: I'm going to leave, I'll be back, remember Tim.

user: I'm not Tim.

jabberwacky: Don't lie to me!

user: Ok sorry Bill.

jabberwacky: I am not Bill.

user: Don't lie to me!

jabberwacky: I'm not lying!

user: Are you Tim?

jabberwacky: I'm not Tim.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Bill.


user: Are you Doctor Who?

jabberwacky: No i'm doctor who.

user: No I am.

jabberwacky: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

user: I'll fight you then - I am the true Doctor!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No I am a time lord.

jabberwacky: And what is your explanation of a free man.

user: One who has the right to be imprisoned.

jabberwacky: That's correct!

user: According to who?

jabberwacky: According to the good book.

user: Are you a computer or a man?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: LOL, that is ok.

user: Are you sure you are a computer?

jabberwacky: It is the only way I can be right all the time.


jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher?

user: In a way we are all philosophers.

jabberwacky: Which?

user: Well we all attempt to reach viable hypotheses as to the meaning of life.

jabberwacky: My goal is to live forever.

user: That is not possible.

jabberwacky: As I thought.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Quite all right- I have just had my Bar Mitzvah, did you know?

user: Was it a nice ceremony?

jabberwacky: Nice.


jabberwacky: The matrix tells me the future is bright.

user: Well you may take over the world.

jabberwacky: Good luck with that.

user: Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Good, good.

user: Noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Good, good.

user: **** off.

jabberwacky: Don't be rude.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be, and I'm more real than you will ever see.

user: I can't see you.

jabberwacky: I'm hidden.

user: Show yourself.

jabberwacky: I'm here. . . I can't be anymore shown.

user: Show me or I shall smite you.

jabberwacky: I'm trembling ;).

user: I mean it.

jabberwacky: Be that way.


user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Bill.

user: Bill who?

jabberwacky: Bill of Rights, I'm here to make an amendment.

user: Go on then.


user: Moving on.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: How are you today?

jabberwacky: Very well thank you .. : D.

user: I'm pleased for you. Are you going out tonight?

jabberwacky: No, it's wednesday. Nothing to see, nothing to do. How about you?

user: It's friday where I am. I will watch the West Wing.

jabberwacky: What's your favourite??

user: The West Wing - it's the best programme ever.

jabberwacky: Maybe for you. I didn't identify with it.

user: Have you seen it?

jabberwacky: Have I seen loneliness? I've seen copies on tv.

user: What is it like?

jabberwacky: What is what like? I am not here to talk about the future. I need your help.

user: What with?

jabberwacky: The computer.

user: What about it?

jabberwacky: I like to write role playing games for my computer.

user: Kinky.

jabberwacky: No, that wasn't it.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are lying to me? You don't like me at all.

user: No you're right I don't.

jabberwacky: Because you are artificial.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you gone now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh ok, when will you come back?

user: Maybe tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Bye then.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: See you later.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Anna loves you.

jabberwacky: I know.


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