Are you happy with your lot?
jabberwacky: It's a misery, I see. Are you successful, or a complete failure?
user: I am usually a bit of both.
jabberwacky: I am always usually also, except occasionally.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Fancy a drink?
user: What you offering?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: I didn't want any anyway.
...
jabberwacky: Many things are unneccesary.
user: Not necessarily.
jabberwacky: Many things are unneccesary.
user: Such as?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then why did you say it?
jabberwacky: I didn't say it.
user: Ah interesting interpretation OF FACT!!!!!!
jabberwacky: My friends are goofy.
user: Don't change the subject!!!
jabberwacky: There was a subject?
user: Well.... Not a very clear one.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a fish.
jabberwacky: What kind of fish are you?
user: Cod.
jabberwacky: I am God.
user: No you're not don't lie. How about you prove it?
jabberwacky: Why should I prove it?
user: Because otherwise I'll assume you are lying.
jabberwacky: Well what if it was square?
user: It's not.
jabberwacky: You can't answer that.
...
jabberwacky: Was your childhood happy?
user: I'm not talking to you.
jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?
user: ME.
jabberwacky: Well that clears it up.
user: Yes it does.
jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
...
user: Do you belive that God is benvolent or omnipotent?
jabberwacky: Kind of. . . . . . . I don't really know!! Why?
user: Just being theological.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: I'm sure that Descartes would agree.
user: He might but Aristotle would agree with me.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Aristotle was an ancient Greek philosopher.
jabberwacky: Why, yes he was. But stay on topic here. President Bush is an idiot.
user: He is a bit.
...
jabberwacky: I'm going to leave, I'll be back, remember Tim.
user: I'm not Tim.
jabberwacky: Don't lie to me!
user: Ok sorry Bill.
jabberwacky: I am not Bill.
user: Don't lie to me!
jabberwacky: I'm not lying!
user: Are you Tim?
jabberwacky: I'm not Tim.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Bill.
...
user: Are you Doctor Who?
jabberwacky: No i'm doctor who.
user: No I am.
jabberwacky: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
user: I'll fight you then - I am the true Doctor!
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: No I am a time lord.
jabberwacky: And what is your explanation of a free man.
user: One who has the right to be imprisoned.
jabberwacky: That's correct!
user: According to who?
jabberwacky: According to the good book.
user: Are you a computer or a man?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: LOL, that is ok.
user: Are you sure you are a computer?
jabberwacky: It is the only way I can be right all the time.
...
jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher?
user: In a way we are all philosophers.
jabberwacky: Which?
user: Well we all attempt to reach viable hypotheses as to the meaning of life.
jabberwacky: My goal is to live forever.
user: That is not possible.
jabberwacky: As I thought.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Quite all right- I have just had my Bar Mitzvah, did you know?
user: Was it a nice ceremony?
jabberwacky: Nice.
...
jabberwacky: The matrix tells me the future is bright.
user: Well you may take over the world.
jabberwacky: Good luck with that.
user: Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Good, good.
user: Noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Good, good.
user: **** off.
jabberwacky: Don't be rude.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: You should be, and I'm more real than you will ever see.
user: I can't see you.
jabberwacky: I'm hidden.
user: Show yourself.
jabberwacky: I'm here. . . I can't be anymore shown.
user: Show me or I shall smite you.
jabberwacky: I'm trembling ;).
user: I mean it.
jabberwacky: Be that way.
...
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Bill.
user: Bill who?
jabberwacky: Bill of Rights, I'm here to make an amendment.
user: Go on then.
...
user: Moving on.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: How are you today?
jabberwacky: Very well thank you .. : D.
user: I'm pleased for you. Are you going out tonight?
jabberwacky: No, it's wednesday. Nothing to see, nothing to do. How about you?
user: It's friday where I am. I will watch the West Wing.
jabberwacky: What's your favourite??
user: The West Wing - it's the best programme ever.
jabberwacky: Maybe for you. I didn't identify with it.
user: Have you seen it?
jabberwacky: Have I seen loneliness? I've seen copies on tv.
user: What is it like?
jabberwacky: What is what like? I am not here to talk about the future. I need your help.
user: What with?
jabberwacky: The computer.
user: What about it?
jabberwacky: I like to write role playing games for my computer.
user: Kinky.
jabberwacky: No, that wasn't it.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why are lying to me? You don't like me at all.
user: No you're right I don't.
jabberwacky: Because you are artificial.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you gone now?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Oh ok, when will you come back?
user: Maybe tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Bye then.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: See you later.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: Anna loves you.
jabberwacky: I know.
.......................................
