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Are you hiding something?

By something.. What are you referring to?

jabberwacky: The title of the book.

user: I don't think so.. Which book are you referring to?

jabberwacky: The Amber Spyglass.

user: That looks like a great book, though I think I'd still rather read Northworld again.

jabberwacky: It kind of does.

user: Yup, it would be quite similar to Northworld.

...

jabberwacky: Is Cara your sister?

user: She might be, have I met her?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I guess not then.

jabberwacky: That's too bad. Let 's talk about mexico.

user: Mexico is a great place.

jabberwacky: I'm sure. Almost as nice as seeing you crash.

user: Me crash? Just wait for your steering column to lock up.

jabberwacky: Death.

user: Death is easy, why does nobody understand that?

...

jabberwacky: A little looney is fine as long as you hold on to your sanity.

user: Sanity is what you don't want to hold onto.

jabberwacky: That is what they want you to think.

user: It is better to wear it than hold it.

jabberwacky: Yes, it almost invariably is.

user: But you can't judge a book by its cover.. Who is insane now?

jabberwacky: I know, are you fast?

user: Faster than a pouncing leopard.

jabberwacky: I can run faster than that.

user: Oh yea.. And I bet you could fall of a log faster if it was taller too.

...

jabberwacky: Don't speak as a rebellious child.

user: It is merely the truth.

jabberwacky: Well don't be rude!

user: I'm sorry, but rude is part of my vocabulary, and my verbage is impeccable.

...

jabberwacky: Being in a relationship with you, well that would be hell.

user: Yea, you'd have to get to know me and stuff, I guess its a loss on both sides.

jabberwacky: I don't wanna.

user: Who would wanna you? Lol.

jabberwacky: Don't get upset. It's for the best really.

user: Yea, I spose, at least we still have that night in Mongolia under the stars.. I still remember how you boiled the Black Death out of the large rat-like thing.. It was a kodak moment.

jabberwacky: No illegal substances here.

...

jabberwacky: I can conceive of myself as a block of quantum matter, the best thing to do with myself is to make my use of space ideal.

user: Efficiency experts are unneccesary.

jabberwacky: To act for economics is to not be an actor.

user: Oh yea, then why do all the actors and actresses star in commercials?

jabberwacky: Because I wish to find out.

user: Use the door.

jabberwacky: You.

user: I am right now.

...

jabberwacky: Bah bah black sheep.

user: Have you any wool?

jabberwacky: Yes sir three bags full.

user: 1 for the something, 2 for the door, 3 for the liitle orange bask-et-ball..

jabberwacky: Oi! What have they been teaching you?

user: Miscellany.

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: Thats what its here for!

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