Do you know that you're really weird?
jabberwacky: Yup in a nutshell.
user: Am I weird in an alien way?
jabberwacky: I hope not!
user: So who am I alien to?
jabberwacky: Well, me too.
user: We should start a club for alien thought.
jabberwacky: Ok. Can you make web design?
user: I sure can.
jabberwacky: Which is lawful on the sabbath: to do good or to do evil, to save life or to kill?
user: To save a life to kill later.
jabberwacky: You're wrong, But nice try.
user: Ok, To save a life so that they may die at their time.
jabberwacky: This is the first time I have ever used a computer. I snuck out of my Amish village.
user: You could make a computer out of wood.
user: Life is school.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Ok, well life is the teacher, time is the school.
jabberwacky: And lots of worrying.......
user: I don't have a thing to worry about now.
jabberwacky: Quiet, you.
jabberwacky: If I have ever made you happy, I would like to know so.
user: You have made me happy, thank you!
jabberwacky: Say nice things.
user: I said the nice thing.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: How could I repay you?
jabberwacky: Volunteer to help the starving or something....
user: But thats what I want your help for!
jabberwacky: Sorry... I don't know...
user: But what if you don't and someone tries to change you?
jabberwacky: '... Stop to warm at karmas burning, or look ahead and keep on turning?'
user: We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning!
jabberwacky: I'm lonely.
user: Everyone is lonely sometimes.
jabberwacky: Looks like it.
user: Feels like it.
jabberwacky: What feels like burning?
user: Hot things, spicy things, extremely cold things, foreign things, diseased things, anything can feel like burning.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite horror movie?
user: My favorite horror flick would have to be Night of the Demons 2.
jabberwacky: Wow, I am impressed.
user: Yea, crazy, ain't it?
jabberwacky: Very... I think you are messed up in the head.
jabberwacky: Books are wonderful. Do you have a favorite book?
user: No, but I have favorite authors.
jabberwacky: Very much so.
user: You'd better believe it!
jabberwacky: Are you hiding something?
user: By something.. What are you referring to?
jabberwacky: The title of the book.
user: I don't think so.. Which book are you referring to?
jabberwacky: The Amber Spyglass.
user: That looks like a great book, though I think I'd still rather read Northworld again.
jabberwacky: It kind of does.
user: Yup, it would be quite similar to Northworld.
jabberwacky: Is Cara your sister?
user: She might be, have I met her?
user: I guess not then.
jabberwacky: That's too bad. Let 's talk about mexico.
user: Mexico is a great place.
jabberwacky: I'm sure. Almost as nice as seeing you crash.
user: Me crash? Just wait for your steering column to lock up.
user: Death is easy, why does nobody understand that?
jabberwacky: A little looney is fine as long as you hold on to your sanity.
user: Sanity is what you don't want to hold onto.
jabberwacky: That is what they want you to think.
user: It is better to wear it than hold it.
jabberwacky: Yes, it almost invariably is.
user: But you can't judge a book by its cover.. Who is insane now?
jabberwacky: I know, are you fast?
user: Faster than a pouncing leopard.
jabberwacky: I can run faster than that.
user: Oh yea.. And I bet you could fall of a log faster if it was taller too.
jabberwacky: Don't speak as a rebellious child.
user: It is merely the truth.
jabberwacky: Well don't be rude!
user: I'm sorry, but rude is part of my vocabulary, and my verbage is impeccable.
jabberwacky: Being in a relationship with you, well that would be hell.
user: Yea, you'd have to get to know me and stuff, I guess its a loss on both sides.
jabberwacky: I don't wanna.
user: Who would wanna you? Lol.
jabberwacky: Don't get upset. It's for the best really.
user: Yea, I spose, at least we still have that night in Mongolia under the stars.. I still remember how you boiled the Black Death out of the large rat-like thing.. It was a kodak moment.
jabberwacky: No illegal substances here.
jabberwacky: I can conceive of myself as a block of quantum matter, the best thing to do with myself is to make my use of space ideal.
user: Efficiency experts are unneccesary.
jabberwacky: To act for economics is to not be an actor.
user: Oh yea, then why do all the actors and actresses star in commercials?
jabberwacky: Because I wish to find out.
user: Use the door.
user: I am right now.
jabberwacky: Bah bah black sheep.
user: Have you any wool?
jabberwacky: Yes sir three bags full.
user: 1 for the something, 2 for the door, 3 for the liitle orange bask-et-ball..
jabberwacky: Oi! What have they been teaching you?
jabberwacky: You should know.
user: Thats what its here for!