Open the wardrobe.
jabberwacky: That's disgusting.
user: What do you see?
jabberwacky: 'I see stone and dust and ashes'
user: Close the wardrobe.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been to Pompeii?
user: I was killed by the volcano there.
jabberwacky: And how did that happen?
user: Ash coverage.
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jabberwacky: Have you seen any good movies lately?
user: Roxanne starring steve martin. Very soppy soppity.
jabberwacky: You don't have to put in the red light !
user: I hate sting more than I hate anyone.
jabberwacky: Hardee har har.
user: Is this place a hotbed for disillusioned misanthropes?
jabberwacky: Human behaviour...
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user: Say something goofy.
jabberwacky: Guten Tag!
user: Haha. Yep that is goofy...
jabberwacky: Ask me something else.
user: Do you like the hamburglar?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I read the books a long time ago.
user: The hamburglar has books out?
jabberwacky: Yes and he always got caught.
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