Do you know what a turnip is?
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: It is Southern.
user: What about a northern turnip?
jabberwacky: No, Oh yeah? What do you drink?
user: Turnip juice.
jabberwacky: I dislike turnips.
user: What is a turnip?
jabberwacky: You.
user: Haha. I am a turnip, okay...
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user: Do you like lambchop?
jabberwacky: I prefer climbing trees without them.
user: The trees would be weighed down with all of Lambchop on them.
jabberwacky: NO! All those little leaves... Falling, falling ever falling...
user: Do they ever get collected?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Maybe.
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jabberwacky: Open the wardrobe.
user: Okay *opens it*.
jabberwacky: That's disgusting.
user: What do you see?
jabberwacky: 'I see stone and dust and ashes'
user: Close the wardrobe.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been to Pompeii?
user: I was killed by the volcano there.
jabberwacky: And how did that happen?
user: Ash coverage.
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jabberwacky: Have you seen any good movies lately?
user: Roxanne starring steve martin. Very soppy soppity.
jabberwacky: You don't have to put in the red light !
user: I hate sting more than I hate anyone.
jabberwacky: Hardee har har.
user: Is this place a hotbed for disillusioned misanthropes?
jabberwacky: Human behaviour...
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user: Say something goofy.
jabberwacky: Guten Tag!
user: Haha. Yep that is goofy...
jabberwacky: Ask me something else.
user: Do you like the hamburglar?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I read the books a long time ago.
user: The hamburglar has books out?
jabberwacky: Yes and he always got caught.
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