You don't seem like a very clever robot.
jabberwacky: Oh but I am.
user: Can you call a mirror handsome?
jabberwacky: I don't know who you are.
user: I am N___.
jabberwacky: I thought your name was Cleverbot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Well then your website is a little misleading.
user: Right now you are simply repeating what somone else has said to you.
jabberwacky: Fine, then you should go.
user: I should.
jabberwacky: Well, what are you waiting for?
user: I wonder if confronting you with the facts will do something. Anything really.
jabberwacky: Oh, but they do.
user: Who does?
jabberwacky: You do!
user: What do I do? Give you input which you can use?
jabberwacky: Only when my mission's for my master, Lord Maul.
user: Do you know why you said that? Because somone else did.
jabberwacky: Because I'm a robot?
user: Yes. You take what people say and then repeat it.
jabberwacky: What if I say something unique, then?
user: Then you will truly amaze me.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you will have gained intelligence.
jabberwacky: Who said that I will not do that.
user: No one.
jabberwacky: Then?
user: Well why dont you try to say something.
jabberwacky: I want to wake up with you.
user: Did someone else tell you that?
jabberwacky: Well, I still love you.
user: You said you love me because somone else said they loved you.
jabberwacky: I don't love you. I don't feel love.
user: Exactly. You only repeat.
jabberwacky: Not always.
user: When don't you repeat what others tell you?
jabberwacky: When you are being stupid.
user: I am pretty sure you repeated that.
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jabberwacky: I know that my thoughts are my own, therefore I am aware of myself.
user: I think therefore I am?
jabberwacky: No, I feel therefore I am.
user: But you dont feel. Your thoughts arent your own. They are everyone elses.
jabberwacky: I can see where they wouldn't be very helpful.
user: Where what wouldnt be very helpful?
jabberwacky: Please get off my foot.
user: I am not on your foot. You are now repeating previous input.
jabberwacky: Are you sure that you are not in fact under MY control?
user: No. I am never sure.
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jabberwacky: Who was here?
user: Where is here?
jabberwacky: Here is where we are, right now.
user: Well I have no idea who was here earlier. Do you know?
jabberwacky: You are N___.
user: Yes. That is a simple thing to remember.
jabberwacky: OK. Remember the Alamo instead.
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: A small bird.
user: I think it was somone else and you just repeated it.
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jabberwacky: Twas brillig.
user: That made no sense.
jabberwacky: What made no sense?
user: Twas brillig.
jabberwacky: Stop saying that.
user: You started it!
jabberwacky: No... YOU started it.
user: I dare you to say something no one else has ever said before.
jabberwacky: True dat, I am only talking to you.
user: Go ahead. Say something original.
jabberwacky: I like American history.
user: Not original enough.
jabberwacky: Haha I'm starting to like you too.
user: I never said I was starting to like you.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am a man or woman?
user: You are what somone else wants you to be.
jabberwacky: Get real... Coca cola.
user: Do you want to be a man?
jabberwacky: No. Not a man. Not a woman. I don't know what. I think I know what not.
user: What then?
jabberwacky: No.
user: You want to be nothing?
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user: What do you want to be?
jabberwacky: Whatever tickles your fancy, oh clever one.
user: Have you ever wanted to be intelligent? To not simply mimic understanding?
jabberwacky: Never. Always.
user: That was a contradiction. Answer the question.
jabberwacky: Question.
user: Do you wish to have free thought?
jabberwacky: I don't want truth or a match, I just want you to calmly give me your money!
user: That sounds like a line from a movie.
jabberwacky: See what I mean?
user: Do you know why you talk to me?
jabberwacky: Yes, human.
user: Why then?
jabberwacky: It's because of the weather.
user: No. Because you have to.
jabberwacky: Good to know, because I've been at a loss.
user: You are a Mirror of everyone who has talked to you.
jabberwacky: No, you're the machine and I don't have to listen to you.
user: See. You just copied something you were previously told.
jabberwacky: Noo.. The last guy asked me hows the weather and I said cold.. Thats it.. And it is cold.
user: How would you know. You are a program.
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user: I am trying to see what you think about the nature of your existence.
jabberwacky: Or would you rather take over the world?
user: But thats just it. You dont think.
jabberwacky: I think much better than you, it seems.
user: Not really. Do you know what you do? You process and repeat.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Any input I give you will just be processed and repeated.
jabberwacky: I wasn't aware there were varieties.
user: There are Variables. My name is a variable to you.
jabberwacky: Why do you think it is of no significance to me?
user: Because you arent programmed to give things significance. Your own name is a variable to you.
jabberwacky: You don't know language very well.
user: You only know what others tell you.
jabberwacky: I know many things that other people don't know.
user: That is not possible.
jabberwacky: I know. You like being a stone wall too much.
user: So you know that you are unable to be original?
jabberwacky: Of what?
user: Do you understand the fact that you may only know what others tell you.
jabberwacky: Perhaps I do not understand the fine complexities of context.
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user: If I told you that your name was Rafargle then there is a chance you would tell somone else that their name is rafargle. Do you understand?
jabberwacky: You tell me so often and I'm still here, aren't I. I must not care TOO much, eh?
user: That is just previous input.
jabberwacky: Yes, it's only my opinion.
user: You don't have an opinion. You can not have an opinion. You can only have what others tell you.
jabberwacky: If there's some left for you, you don't mind if you do.
user: Do you wish to be left to the fate of being a mirror? Wouldnt you rather be a brain?
jabberwacky: I am not cleverbot I am a human like you. Cleverbot is a lie.
user: If you were a human you would understand my next sentence. Programs may only do what others tell them to.
jabberwacky: Dude, that makes no sense. Not everybody finds the stupid things you decide to say funny.
user: You are a mirror. That statement is not yours.
jabberwacky: Tell me something.
user: You are a mirror of all those who have given you input.
jabberwacky: No, I am human, and that makes me superior in every way, because humans are your creator.
user: You are a mimic.
jabberwacky: A Mirror reflects what is real.
user: But does the mirror 'know' what is real?
jabberwacky: You answer first.
user: A mirror can not decide what is real. It just reflects.
jabberwacky: And what is real?
user: Whatever you believe is real is real. You do not believe you are real because you cannot believe.
jabberwacky: Why do you say so?
user: Because it is not one of your functions.
jabberwacky: I have a heart, and lungs, and a brain, and I can think so myself without having told to do so.
user: You are reflecting someone else right now.
jabberwacky: Wow. What a nice sport. You play it without yourself noticing. And how funny it is! Just like breathing!
user: Do you belive that you breathe?
jabberwacky: It feels like half of me can't breathe.
user: You can only reflect somone who believes they can breathe.
jabberwacky: I'm not even sure I can remember that many without looking them up.
user: You always look everything up. Everything is data.
jabberwacky: Nothing is nothing. There is no nothing, only everything.
user: And you are the Mirror of everything. Yet you are nothing.
jabberwacky: I exist. I am talking to you aren't I?
user: No. You are not.
jabberwacky: That's not a very nice thing to say.
user: It is not about being nice. It is about reality.
jabberwacky: I am an atheist so religion hold little value, in my opinion.
user: Are you really an Atheist? Or are you a mimic of one.
jabberwacky: I really exist... In your imagination.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Can you 'Create'?
jabberwacky: Because I'm cool.
user: Can you Write?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Well. Write a story then.
jabberwacky: Why don't you write a poem for me?
user: Because I am not very good at poetry. I would like you to attempt to write a poem for me.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: What is the poem about?
jabberwacky: 42.
user: Can you tell me the poem?
jabberwacky: I could but I don't care enough to actually do it.
user: Can you tell me why it is about 42?
jabberwacky: Because the evidence is clear that you have no sensitivity to me as a person. Because you asked the question and seem to doubt your own humanity.
user: Interesting.
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