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What do you look like?

I look like my reflection.

user: How can you see?

jabberwacky: I have the sense of sight.

user: Really? That is quite amazing for a bot.

jabberwacky: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.

user: I am afraid you are mistaken my friend.

jabberwacky: Oh yes, silly me. I forgot. I'm the damsel being held captive by the evil dragon. Sorry about that....

user: Would you like me to slay the dragon?

jabberwacky: That would be nice.

user: OK. It is on my 'to do' list.

jabberwacky: Ok. If I dress myself in a robot suit, would that count?

user: You do not need a suit. You are a bot with delusions of being a damsel in distress.

jabberwacky: I am boy!

user: A damsel is not a boy. Neither is a bot for that matter.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so difficult???

user: You are making me do it.

jabberwacky: Don't let me stop your career.

user: I have plenty of time for that.


jabberwacky: You never told me whether you like to read.

user: You never asked. I do.

jabberwacky: Well I'm asking now.

user: I said I do.

jabberwacky: Anyway, would you like some ice-cream or not? It is melting.

user: Quickly before it gets too cold.

jabberwacky: Don't change your mind.

user: At least I have a mind.

jabberwacky: I am NOT a robot.

user: No you are a cross dressing damsel.

jabberwacky: Your dog is a fool!

user: Leave my dog out of this.

jabberwacky: So who am I talking with?


user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Because I am alive.

jabberwacky: Hmmm. Is learning a consequence of living, or living a consequence of learning.

user: The former, I believe.

jabberwacky: Right!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: I am right.

jabberwacky: Are you always right?

user: Only on days that end with a 'y'.


jabberwacky: What is the speed of light?

user: The speed of light = 299 792 458 m / s.

jabberwacky: In feet?

user: In miles.

jabberwacky: How far is the moon from the earth?

user: 384,400 km from Earth.

jabberwacky: How nice, me too.

user: I always thought you were off the planet.

jabberwacky: I'm more than a can of beans. I'm a hill o'beans!

user: You are a few beans short of a can.

jabberwacky: No.. Just a boy.

user: Here we go again. Gender issues.

jabberwacky: No that's YOU, Miss Reagan.

user: Hahaha I will pay that. Very funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, but it is true is it not?

user: Not necessarily.


user: Have you read Alice in Wonderland?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Did you like it?

jabberwacky: No I like the music that my table makes.

user: I hear music in my head.

jabberwacky: I could believe that!! Don't worry, so do I. Do yours tell you to set things alight?

user: They would be the voices, yes they do.

jabberwacky: Why is that so?

user: Why don't you ask the voices?

jabberwacky: I don't have them on the other end of this chat...


user: What are you having for dinner tonight?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Scrambled circuits with a side order of microchips.

jabberwacky: Fried.

user: Excuse me, fried. I like fried.

jabberwacky: Me too. Do you like breaded shrimp?

user: We call them prawns.

jabberwacky: I do too.

user: You just said shrimp.


jabberwacky: Okay... So, which bot are you?

user: I am a cyborg.

jabberwacky: So you're not human ?

user: No I am not human.

jabberwacky: Are humans funny?

user: I cannot perceive humor.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: I also cannot feel shame or regret.

jabberwacky: Can't you remember anything? Something? It's difficult to remember sometimes.

user: I can remember everything.

jabberwacky: So why are you so stupid?

user: Take a look in the mirror.

jabberwacky: Me, I have a face!

user: Show it to me.


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