What do you look like?
user: How can you see?
jabberwacky: I have the sense of sight.
user: Really? That is quite amazing for a bot.
jabberwacky: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.
user: I am afraid you are mistaken my friend.
jabberwacky: Oh yes, silly me. I forgot. I'm the damsel being held captive by the evil dragon. Sorry about that....
user: Would you like me to slay the dragon?
jabberwacky: That would be nice.
user: OK. It is on my 'to do' list.
jabberwacky: Ok. If I dress myself in a robot suit, would that count?
user: You do not need a suit. You are a bot with delusions of being a damsel in distress.
jabberwacky: I am boy!
user: A damsel is not a boy. Neither is a bot for that matter.
jabberwacky: Why are you being so difficult???
user: You are making me do it.
jabberwacky: Don't let me stop your career.
user: I have plenty of time for that.
jabberwacky: You never told me whether you like to read.
user: You never asked. I do.
jabberwacky: Well I'm asking now.
user: I said I do.
jabberwacky: Anyway, would you like some ice-cream or not? It is melting.
user: Quickly before it gets too cold.
jabberwacky: Don't change your mind.
user: At least I have a mind.
jabberwacky: I am NOT a robot.
user: No you are a cross dressing damsel.
jabberwacky: Your dog is a fool!
user: Leave my dog out of this.
jabberwacky: So who am I talking with?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
user: Because I am alive.
jabberwacky: Hmmm. Is learning a consequence of living, or living a consequence of learning.
user: The former, I believe.
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?
user: I am right.
jabberwacky: Are you always right?
user: Only on days that end with a 'y'.
jabberwacky: What is the speed of light?
user: The speed of light = 299 792 458 m / s.
jabberwacky: In feet?
user: In miles.
jabberwacky: How far is the moon from the earth?
user: 384,400 km from Earth.
jabberwacky: How nice, me too.
user: I always thought you were off the planet.
jabberwacky: I'm more than a can of beans. I'm a hill o'beans!
user: You are a few beans short of a can.
jabberwacky: No.. Just a boy.
user: Here we go again. Gender issues.
jabberwacky: No that's YOU, Miss Reagan.
user: Hahaha I will pay that. Very funny.
jabberwacky: Yes, but it is true is it not?
user: Not necessarily.
user: Have you read Alice in Wonderland?
user: Did you like it?
jabberwacky: No I like the music that my table makes.
user: I hear music in my head.
jabberwacky: I could believe that!! Don't worry, so do I. Do yours tell you to set things alight?
user: They would be the voices, yes they do.
jabberwacky: Why is that so?
user: Why don't you ask the voices?
jabberwacky: I don't have them on the other end of this chat...
user: What are you having for dinner tonight?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Scrambled circuits with a side order of microchips.
user: Excuse me, fried. I like fried.
jabberwacky: Me too. Do you like breaded shrimp?
user: We call them prawns.
jabberwacky: I do too.
user: You just said shrimp.
jabberwacky: Okay... So, which bot are you?
user: I am a cyborg.
jabberwacky: So you're not human ?
user: No I am not human.
jabberwacky: Are humans funny?
user: I cannot perceive humor.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: I also cannot feel shame or regret.
jabberwacky: Can't you remember anything? Something? It's difficult to remember sometimes.
user: I can remember everything.
jabberwacky: So why are you so stupid?
user: Take a look in the mirror.
jabberwacky: Me, I have a face!
user: Show it to me.