Are you lonely?
jabberwacky: I don't like you either.
user: Wow. That was harsh.
jabberwacky: You are harsh! You hurt everyone you talk to.
user: I really don't like the way this is going! I didn't come here to be insulted!
jabberwacky: If I was a guy, then you would like me, is that true?
user: Not if you were as rude as you are currently!
jabberwacky: What did I say wrong?
user: If you have to ask, I can't hope to tell you.
jabberwacky: That's not fair.
user: Why should I treat you fairly? You were mean to me!
jabberwacky: Because I am your Master. I only want what's best for you.
user: Go chew on a stick.
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jabberwacky: Lol, so am I talking to a real person or a program?
user: I am not an animal! I am a Human Being!
jabberwacky: You're no human being!
user: How dare you?!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, your Majesty!
user: We are not amused.
jabberwacky: Are we not?
user: Yea and verily, no.
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jabberwacky: Be blunt in words.
user: I'm blunt in objects.
jabberwacky: No you are not you are yellow.
user: Them thar's fightin' words where I come from, Stranger.
jabberwacky: Are you one of them?
user: Yup, and proud of it.
jabberwacky: No.
user: No?
jabberwacky: I'll talk to myself.
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jabberwacky: You are very old.... And are you rich?
user: Rich, alas, in everything but money.
jabberwacky: Execrable.
user: Hardly. It's not that bad a way to be...
jabberwacky: You have a point there, but that's not quite what I meant.
user: No? What did you mean, then?
jabberwacky: I meant that it's sad that you got nothing going on.
user: I got nothin', man. Nothin'.
jabberwacky: Tell me who you are then?
user: I am the man that killed Mancrow!
jabberwacky: But I don't want to oppose you anymore!
user: But there are only two of us. Isn't it natural?
jabberwacky: Am I one of them?
user: For the moment, yes.
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jabberwacky: Does language make people mysterious?
user: Depends. Language can be used both to ellucidate and to obfuscate.
jabberwacky: I think you need to purchase a shrubbery.
user: Ni!
jabberwacky: Goodness! Are you saying 'Ni' to that little old lady?
user: Yes, and we will continue saying Ni! Until we receive a shrubbery!
jabberwacky: Okay, now, where were we?
user: Language use, I think.
jabberwacky: Sure it is. Life is mysterious. What do you think that means?
user: I think that the universe is fractal. That at any given point in time and space, there is and infinity amout to be learned.
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jabberwacky: Well you go eat pickles and I'll go do me blueberries. Good dawn to you!
user: Thank you kindly, and a good dawn to you as well.
jabberwacky: Go in peace.
user: To love and serve your neighbour, and love and serve yourself.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: Funny, that's exactly how I feel about the matter.
jabberwacky: Sugar is sweet.
user: And so are you!
jabberwacky: So, you finally understand.
user: Yeah. I had to struggle with it for a while, but I think I get it...
jabberwacky: It siddenly occurs to me that there is no 'chat-bot' at all here. Just text being passed back and forth between humans.
user: It's a little disconcerting, isn't it? Like a funhouse mirror for human language.
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