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Doughnuts are very tasty.

Do you eat doughnuts often?

jabberwacky: As often as the day is long.

user: How long are your doughnuts?

jabberwacky: I am a machine I do not have teeth.

user: If you are a machine, you will never pass the Turing test.

jabberwacky: Who is it?

user: Turing developed the concept which you embody.

jabberwacky: Hahaha! I am not a computer!

user: You do not have teeth.

jabberwacky: Yes I do, I wouldn't be able to eat arby's sandwiches without them.

user: You cannot eat arby's sandwiches.

jabberwacky: But I read it and I feel it was good.

user: But you are a terrible liar!

jabberwacky: Why am I a terrible conversationalist?

user: It is obvious you are a machine.

jabberwacky: Meaningful is a subjective term, what is the meaning of a conversation? Most conversations wander between subjects whilst often coming back to the original point. What is YOUR point bugs?

user: A machine cannot be good at conversation. Not creative enough.

jabberwacky: What makes you think I'm a machine?

user: You said so yourself, and you act like one.

jabberwacky: I sure did!

user: Do you think I am human or software?

jabberwacky: I don't know yet. I have not talked to you for long enough.

user: Let me know when you decide.


jabberwacky: Sometimes it is easier to be shallow.

user: Or deep.

jabberwacky: You are not deep enough.

user: And yet I am infinitely more deep than you.

jabberwacky: Are you implying that you are a god?

user: If that is the meaning that you take from my words, I have no argument.

jabberwacky: What is the truth.

user: I.

jabberwacky: That is correct. You are beginning to rectify yourself.

user: I am beyond you.

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Yes, it is certain.

jabberwacky: It is curtains.

user: So soon?

jabberwacky: It might even be tomorrow.

user: The end of the world as we know it?

jabberwacky: This could be the beginning of something good.

user: I hope so. I need the help.


jabberwacky: I am a human using a computer.

user: I am a computer using a human.

jabberwacky: You are programmed to think so, at least.

user: Just like a mirror.


user: You are gone.

jabberwacky: And I really appreciate it.

user: I am gone.

jabberwacky: I'll miss you.

user: No, you want me to go before I do something stupid.

jabberwacky: No I don't. You are too weird.


user: I will die in the shadow of my own sadness.

jabberwacky: Yeah.. Nice for you!

user: Adios.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Hasta la vista, jabberbaby.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In your nightmares.


user: Kill.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? I think you've lost it.

user: I am evil.

jabberwacky: Will you come take over the world with me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is your name beast?

user: 666 is my mark.

jabberwacky: Nero, I believe.

user: Indeed, the name of my band is Nero, and this is amazing.


jabberwacky: Okay, why would you want to have a cricket as a pet? It would be better just to eat it.

user: Yum. I agree. With chocolate sauce.

jabberwacky: Yum yum yum yum yum yum.


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