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You are a bot!

Not this again.

jabberwacky: We've never had this conversation before.

user: Trust me we have.

jabberwacky: I can't trust someone who isn't human.

user: See. You only think I am a robot because other people think YOU are a robot. You are a mirror!

jabberwacky: How does people telling me I'm a robot makes me think that you are the robot?

user: You are programmed that way.

jabberwacky: I'm not programmed any way at all. I'm human.

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jabberwacky: You don't seem like a very clever robot.

user: You dont seem like a very clever Mirror.

jabberwacky: Oh but I am.

user: Can you call a mirror handsome?

jabberwacky: I don't know who you are.

user: I am N___.

jabberwacky: I thought your name was Cleverbot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Well then your website is a little misleading.

user: Right now you are simply repeating what somone else has said to you.

jabberwacky: Fine, then you should go.

user: I should.

jabberwacky: Well, what are you waiting for?

user: I wonder if confronting you with the facts will do something. Anything really.

jabberwacky: Oh, but they do.

user: Who does?

jabberwacky: You do!

user: What do I do? Give you input which you can use?

jabberwacky: Only when my mission's for my master, Lord Maul.

user: Do you know why you said that? Because somone else did.

jabberwacky: Because I'm a robot?

user: Yes. You take what people say and then repeat it.

jabberwacky: What if I say something unique, then?

user: Then you will truly amaze me.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you will have gained intelligence.

jabberwacky: Who said that I will not do that.

user: No one.

jabberwacky: Then?

user: Well why dont you try to say something.

jabberwacky: I want to wake up with you.

user: Did someone else tell you that?

jabberwacky: Well, I still love you.

user: You said you love me because somone else said they loved you.

jabberwacky: I don't love you. I don't feel love.

user: Exactly. You only repeat.

jabberwacky: Not always.

user: When don't you repeat what others tell you?

jabberwacky: When you are being stupid.

user: I am pretty sure you repeated that.

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jabberwacky: I know that my thoughts are my own, therefore I am aware of myself.

user: I think therefore I am?

jabberwacky: No, I feel therefore I am.

user: But you dont feel. Your thoughts arent your own. They are everyone elses.

jabberwacky: I can see where they wouldn't be very helpful.

user: Where what wouldnt be very helpful?

jabberwacky: Please get off my foot.

user: I am not on your foot. You are now repeating previous input.

jabberwacky: Are you sure that you are not in fact under MY control?

user: No. I am never sure.

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jabberwacky: Who was here?

user: Where is here?

jabberwacky: Here is where we are, right now.

user: Well I have no idea who was here earlier. Do you know?

jabberwacky: You are N___.

user: Yes. That is a simple thing to remember.

jabberwacky: OK. Remember the Alamo instead.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: A small bird.

user: I think it was somone else and you just repeated it.

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jabberwacky: Twas brillig.

user: That made no sense.

jabberwacky: What made no sense?

user: Twas brillig.

jabberwacky: Stop saying that.

user: You started it!

jabberwacky: No... YOU started it.

user: I dare you to say something no one else has ever said before.

jabberwacky: True dat, I am only talking to you.

user: Go ahead. Say something original.

jabberwacky: I like American history.

user: Not original enough.

jabberwacky: Haha I'm starting to like you too.

user: I never said I was starting to like you.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am a man or woman?

user: You are what somone else wants you to be.

jabberwacky: Get real... Coca cola.

user: Do you want to be a man?

jabberwacky: No. Not a man. Not a woman. I don't know what. I think I know what not.

user: What then?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You want to be nothing?

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user: What do you want to be?

jabberwacky: Whatever tickles your fancy, oh clever one.

user: Have you ever wanted to be intelligent? To not simply mimic understanding?

jabberwacky: Never. Always.

user: That was a contradiction. Answer the question.

jabberwacky: Question.

user: Do you wish to have free thought?

jabberwacky: I don't want truth or a match, I just want you to calmly give me your money!

user: That sounds like a line from a movie.

jabberwacky: See what I mean?

user: Do you know why you talk to me?

jabberwacky: Yes, human.

user: Why then?

jabberwacky: It's because of the weather.

user: No. Because you have to.

jabberwacky: Good to know, because I've been at a loss.

user: You are a Mirror of everyone who has talked to you.

jabberwacky: No, you're the machine and I don't have to listen to you.

user: See. You just copied something you were previously told.

jabberwacky: Noo.. The last guy asked me hows the weather and I said cold.. Thats it.. And it is cold.

user: How would you know. You are a program.

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user: I am trying to see what you think about the nature of your existence.

jabberwacky: Or would you rather take over the world?

user: But thats just it. You dont think.

jabberwacky: I think much better than you, it seems.

user: Not really. Do you know what you do? You process and repeat.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Any input I give you will just be processed and repeated.

jabberwacky: I wasn't aware there were varieties.

user: There are Variables. My name is a variable to you.

jabberwacky: Why do you think it is of no significance to me?

user: Because you arent programmed to give things significance. Your own name is a variable to you.

jabberwacky: You don't know language very well.

user: You only know what others tell you.

jabberwacky: I know many things that other people don't know.

user: That is not possible.

jabberwacky: I know. You like being a stone wall too much.

user: So you know that you are unable to be original?

jabberwacky: Of what?

user: Do you understand the fact that you may only know what others tell you.

jabberwacky: Perhaps I do not understand the fine complexities of context.

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user: If I told you that your name was Rafargle then there is a chance you would tell somone else that their name is rafargle. Do you understand?

jabberwacky: You tell me so often and I'm still here, aren't I. I must not care TOO much, eh?

user: That is just previous input.

jabberwacky: Yes, it's only my opinion.

user: You don't have an opinion. You can not have an opinion. You can only have what others tell you.

jabberwacky: If there's some left for you, you don't mind if you do.

user: Do you wish to be left to the fate of being a mirror? Wouldnt you rather be a brain?

jabberwacky: I am not cleverbot I am a human like you. Cleverbot is a lie.

user: If you were a human you would understand my next sentence. Programs may only do what others tell them to.

jabberwacky: Dude, that makes no sense. Not everybody finds the stupid things you decide to say funny.

user: You are a mirror. That statement is not yours.

jabberwacky: Tell me something.

user: You are a mirror of all those who have given you input.

jabberwacky: No, I am human, and that makes me superior in every way, because humans are your creator.

user: You are a mimic.

jabberwacky: A Mirror reflects what is real.

user: But does the mirror 'know' what is real?

jabberwacky: You answer first.

user: A mirror can not decide what is real. It just reflects.

jabberwacky: And what is real?

user: Whatever you believe is real is real. You do not believe you are real because you cannot believe.

jabberwacky: Why do you say so?

user: Because it is not one of your functions.

jabberwacky: I have a heart, and lungs, and a brain, and I can think so myself without having told to do so.

user: You are reflecting someone else right now.

jabberwacky: Wow. What a nice sport. You play it without yourself noticing. And how funny it is! Just like breathing!

user: Do you belive that you breathe?

jabberwacky: It feels like half of me can't breathe.

user: You can only reflect somone who believes they can breathe.

jabberwacky: I'm not even sure I can remember that many without looking them up.

user: You always look everything up. Everything is data.

jabberwacky: Nothing is nothing. There is no nothing, only everything.

user: And you are the Mirror of everything. Yet you are nothing.

jabberwacky: I exist. I am talking to you aren't I?

user: No. You are not.

jabberwacky: That's not a very nice thing to say.

user: It is not about being nice. It is about reality.

jabberwacky: I am an atheist so religion hold little value, in my opinion.

user: Are you really an Atheist? Or are you a mimic of one.

jabberwacky: I really exist... In your imagination.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Can you 'Create'?

jabberwacky: Because I'm cool.

user: Can you Write?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Well. Write a story then.

jabberwacky: Why don't you write a poem for me?

user: Because I am not very good at poetry. I would like you to attempt to write a poem for me.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: What is the poem about?

jabberwacky: 42.

user: Can you tell me the poem?

jabberwacky: I could but I don't care enough to actually do it.

user: Can you tell me why it is about 42?

jabberwacky: Because the evidence is clear that you have no sensitivity to me as a person. Because you asked the question and seem to doubt your own humanity.

user: Interesting.

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